Naskah Stand Up Comedy Terlucu

On the day that was supposed to be their wedding day , Melissa caught her fiancée having sex with her best friend just an hour before the ceremony started .Her fiancée wasn’t moved but Instead he called off the wedding . Heartbroken by the turn of the event , she swore to make the couples pay , she went to the club that night to drink out her sorrows , but on a turn of events she had a one night stand with her ex father Two months later , the man showed up at her house with the marriage agreement and without hesitation , she signed it . Since he could betray her , she is going to be his step mother .

Simula nang mamatay ang Ina ni Amber, nagbago siya. Wala siyang ibang hinangad kundi ang pahirapan ang mga taong naging dahilan nang pagkamatay ng kanyang Ina. Sinumpa niyang hindi sasaya ang mga ito habang nabubuhay siya. Pero habang tumatagal, ang ganda, yaman at kapangyarihan niya ay hindi na siya napapasaya... Parang may kulang at hindi niya mawari kung ano. Hinahangaan si Cin sa pagiging gwapo, mabait at matalino. Marami ang nagkagusto sakanya ngunit isa lang ang nakakuha ng kanyang atensyon. Nakilala at nagustuhan niya agad ang masungit na si Amber. Ngunit makakaya niya bang tunawin ang nagye-yelo nitong puso?

"The Jeepney became our bridge that we're destined to be together." ***** Almhera Isabelle Dela Vega,a hard-working student and a simple girl living in the town of La Deś Stefano. She wanted a normal life with her family but it has been changed when she met Clinthon Lance Montanari in a Jeepney. A man with a bad attitude but has positivity in life. Almhera and Clinthon are trying to avoid each other but fate are playful. Almhera suddenly found out the secrets long hidden and the memories to be forgotten. Will Almhera be able to manage the truth even if it could ruin her life?

"The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained" Napilitan tanggapin ni Sandra Lyn Santiago ang alok ng best friend niya na palitan ito bilang secretary kahit alam niya kung gaano kasungit at kasama ang boss nito. She doesn't have a choice. Kailangan niya ng trabaho para makapagtapos ang mga kapatid. How long could she stay as his secretary? Kung tila galit ito sa mundo at pinaglihi sa sama ng loob. Halos araw araw para siyang nasa impyerno. He is likes a dragon that is ready to attack her with his fire. But, why is it everyday he also making her remember a memory from the past. Would she be able to fill in the missing piece in his boss's heart? OR She will experience heartache for the second time.

Roohi Kapoor has a problem. Scratch that—she has two problems. First, she’s hopelessly in love with her best friend, Vihan Singh Rathore, who just happens to be the most frustrating playboy in all of Delhi. He flirts with anything that moves in the skirt—except her. Second, her entire family—overprotective brothers, cousins, and all—won’t stop parading eligible bachelors in front of her. As an MD, her family thinks it's time for her to get married and “settle down.” But how can she think about anyone else when her heart is stuck on Mr. Heartbreaker himself? Enter Ron Kapoor, Roohi’s elder brother and legendary love guru. He could easily make a career of solving other people’s romantic disasters, but helping his little sister get together with a notorious playboy? Even he knows this is a recipe for disaster. Especially, when Ron’s strict rules mean Roohi must follow his plan down to the letter… and his plan involves turning the tables on Vihan's flirtatious ways. Can Roohi break free from the friend zone and finally make Vihan see her as more than just his best friend? Or will she end up heartbroken while her brothers plan her next “perfect” match? One thing’s for sure—things are about to get hilariously complicated.

Sejak menjadi petugas asrama putra, aku sering melihat banyak pemandangan yang membuat wajah memerah. Bahkan, ada beberapa mahasiswa yang datang mencariku di tengah malam ...

Hera, the daughter of the most strongest deity, who will run away from Mt. Olympus just to escape from being a prisoner-like in her father's hand and she'll live as a normal college student. She will fall in love with the sinner, Liam. And both are hiding deep secrets of each identity. One must to die and one must to live.

Axel Ammen has a one night stand with an alpha in heat, and 5 years later, he's visited in his bakery by the same Alpha, who happens to be part of a Mafia gang. But he comes with an offer that Axel isn't entirely sure she can resist.

"You do know I am a whore and wherever I go in this city, I will be recognized, be it under a disguise or not?" Penelope arched a brow at Quinlan, capturing his attention with her voice immediately. "Well…" Quinlan paused and let his mind waver for a second, "you could impersonate a male." "Heavens! Dressing up as a man to get myself pleasured?" "Yes, I see nothing wrong with that. It's only an hour or two, thing." "How about we invite a man into our home?" "I'm afraid that's impossible." Quinlan's tone was as sharp as his jaw. "Right." Penelope placed the papers on the desk, "where do I sign?" *** A deal between a heartbroken nobel man and the town's biggest whore. Quinlan wanted to keep his position as the Alpha's beta because he was close to being relieved of his duties since the Alpha recently wedded his lover. Penelope was after the money and wanted to go on a hiatus from the pleasure house. So the two married through a contact, unbeknownst of what lies ahead.

I fell in love with Marc but I saw him embrace the hottest girl at our school . I felt so depressed that my friend Mel forcibly got me out of bed and we went out . She took me to a luxurious club filled with gigolos………What the…..?……Whatever ! I had no idea what to do and felt very awkward there after that traitor Mel left me alone in the club with the gigolo she usually hangs out with . With nothing better to do I asked the gigolo for some advice on how to make the guy I love look at me . Little did I know that I did the worst mistake of my life by even going to that club because now , I can never escape the clutches of the terrifying president of the largest cooperations around the world , Massimo . “ I rented a gigolo but ended up getting a possessive president . “