Naskah Stand Up Comedy Terlucu

"I always see darkness but when you entered my life, I saw the light."Maarte si Rosalisa Chievez o mas kilala sa tawag na, "Lisa" dahil na rin sa ayaw niya na tinatawag siya sa buong pangalan niya. Her peaceful life begin to mess up because of the last will of her mother; she need to get married to Kurt Uno Takahashi Oriez or what she called, "Kuto." Kuto is oh-beautiful-gorgeous-sexy-man but the only problem is... Kuto is a childish, mahilig ito sa spongebob. Maraming katatawanan ang nangyari at mangyayari sa kanilang married life but Kuto had a secrets that Lisa doesn't know at natatakot siya na iba ang pagkaintinda niya sa mga ito.What is the secrets?

Hera, the daughter of the most strongest deity, who will run away from Mt. Olympus just to escape from being a prisoner-like in her father's hand and she'll live as a normal college student. She will fall in love with the sinner, Liam. And both are hiding deep secrets of each identity. One must to die and one must to live.

"The Jeepney became our bridge that we're destined to be together." ***** Almhera Isabelle Dela Vega,a hard-working student and a simple girl living in the town of La Deś Stefano. She wanted a normal life with her family but it has been changed when she met Clinthon Lance Montanari in a Jeepney. A man with a bad attitude but has positivity in life. Almhera and Clinthon are trying to avoid each other but fate are playful. Almhera suddenly found out the secrets long hidden and the memories to be forgotten. Will Almhera be able to manage the truth even if it could ruin her life?

"You do know I am a whore and wherever I go in this city, I will be recognized, be it under a disguise or not?" Penelope arched a brow at Quinlan, capturing his attention with her voice immediately. "Well…" Quinlan paused and let his mind waver for a second, "you could impersonate a male." "Heavens! Dressing up as a man to get myself pleasured?" "Yes, I see nothing wrong with that. It's only an hour or two, thing." "How about we invite a man into our home?" "I'm afraid that's impossible." Quinlan's tone was as sharp as his jaw. "Right." Penelope placed the papers on the desk, "where do I sign?" *** A deal between a heartbroken nobel man and the town's biggest whore. Quinlan wanted to keep his position as the Alpha's beta because he was close to being relieved of his duties since the Alpha recently wedded his lover. Penelope was after the money and wanted to go on a hiatus from the pleasure house. So the two married through a contact, unbeknownst of what lies ahead.

Rosalie sister Rebecca is getting married and her fiancé Ben comes from a very wealthy family. His brother Julius is a billionaire bad boy and his best man. When he meets the maid of honor (Rosalie) sparks fly. Her quick wit, raw talent for the cello, and captivating beauty leaves him wanting to leave his rambling ways behind forever but she wants no part in being with a play boy. She isn’t impressed with fame and fortune and she’s nothing like the women he’s use to. Planning the wedding of the century and celebrating each moment leaves Rosalie and Julius falling into each others arms-but can he keep her there? This romantic comedy will leave your heart racing with wild passion and laughing along the way.

Book Title: Maid of a Millionaire Synopsis: "This time...you can't escape from me," bulong nya. Nagtubig ang ilalim ng mga mata ko nang bigkasin ko ang pangalan nya. "J-james...." And, yes. I feel in love with my boss. *** Ipinanganak sa mahirap na pamilya si Ella Balona kaya't pagkatapos gr-um-aduate ay kailangan nitong makahanap ng trabaho. Nagbakasakali naman ito sa Maynila at nakahanap ng trabaho bilang personal maid ng anak ng isa sa kinikilalang tao sa bansa. Nakilala nito ang arugante at mayabang nitong boss na si James David Lauren. Alam nyang ayaw sa kanya ng lalake at lahat ay ginawa mapaalis lang sya sa mansion pero dahil kailangan nya ng pera ay hindi sya nagpaapekto rito. Hindi mabilang ang naranasan nyang pagsubok sa kamay ng binata pero kahit gano'n ay hindi nya pa rin maitatangging kakaiba ang kagwapohan nito na kahit sa kanya ay umeepekto. Kaya nyang tanggapin kahit anong masasakit na salita para lamang maintindihan ang binata. Pero hanggang kelan? Paano kong tuluyan syang mahulog pero alam nyang bawal? Paano kung hinahanap-hanap nya ang maiinit nitong halik pero alam nyang ito ay kasalanan? Sana ba mapupunta ang pagmamahalan kung kalaban nyo na ang buo mundo? Kaya nya kayang ipagtanggol ang babaeng mahal nya?

When a billionaire heiress, Heather Williams catches her best friend coming out naked from her husband's bathroom, she learns the awful truth about her recent predicaments and threatens to sue them, but is hit with yet another shock that shatters her. Billionaire Massimo Valentiti, the Mafia don of a mafia gang will stop at nothing to claim the power he desires even if it means using his newest pawn, Heather Williams, a beautiful and cunning woman seeking revenge against her ex-husband. But as they get into a marriage of convenience, what happens when they begin to develop feelings for each other? Will the dangers of the mafia world consume them or will their love stand the test of times?

Isang bagay na lang ang gustong tuparin ni Shiela De Guzman sa buhay magmula nang mangyari ang insidenteng nagdulot sa kaniya ng sobrang pighati at nagpabago sa buhay na pinapangarap niya. Hustisya. Iyon lang naman ang gusto niyang makuha para sa mga magulang na walang awang pinatay. Ginawa niya ang lahat matupad lang ang mithiing maging isang pulis para ikulong ang mga pumatay sa kaniyang magulang. Sa paghahanap sa mga taong pumatay sa mga magulang ay natuklasan niya rin ang dahilan sa likod ng pagpatay sa mga ito at ang nakatagong lihim sa kaniyang pagkatao. Ang dating mabuting intensiyon na paghihiganti ay napalitan ng poot at karahasan. SHIELA DE GUZMAN! ELA RICARPIO! RAVEN CRUZ! DIVINE MABISCO! Iisang tao, apat na pagkakakilanlan. Sino nga ba siya at ano nga bang totoo sa tunay niyang pagkatao?

Simula nang mag-transfer sa unibersidad na pinapasukan ni Max si Ridge ay wala ng ginawa ang lalaki sa bawat araw na nagdaan kung hindi buwisitin ang araw nya. Hindi naman nya alam what Ridge can get from doing it so. Satisfaction? Happiness? Nah. Imposible. Malamang, napasobra lang ang nalanghap na usok ng katol ang lalaki kaya't sya ang napagdiskitahan. Ngunit nang lumipas ang ilang araw, her enemy's action and act gets destructive, weirder and seductive. Kaya't naging mariin ang pagpapaalala nya sa sarili na kaaway nya ang binata, that he's an enemy.

Adeline Monteiro, An humble, Smart, Beautiful yet extremely broke lady. Living in a worn-out crabby-looking one-bedroom apartment in Manhattan and on the verge of being kicked out, Fed up and tired of her life, She goes to a club and drink her sorrow away. She ends up having too much to drink as she spends the night with The one and only Alexander McGuire. Imagine her surprise when she finds out that her one-night stand is her boss? The President of the Ashford group of companies Is she fucked? No, she’s doomed! Alexander wants Adeline by all means and he won’t be giving up so easily.