Naskah Stand Up Comedy Terlucu

Paano mo ipaglalaban ang pagmamahal na minsan mo nang sinukuan? Lucky swore she’d never look back. Matapos ang isang mapait na hiwalayan, pinili niyang bumuo ng tahimik na buhay kasama ang anak niya—malayo kay Axel, ang lalaking minsan niyang minahal, pero siya ring dahilan ng pinakamalaking sakit niya. Pero sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, muling nagkrus ang landas nila, at ngayon, hindi na lang puso niya ang nakataya—pati na rin ang buhay nilang mag-ina. Sa kabila ng galit at sakit, napilitan siyang tanggapin ang proteksyon ni Axel. Pero paano kung sa bawat araw na kasama niya ito, unti-unting mabura ang poot at bumalik ang damdaming pilit niyang nilabanan? Lalo na nang matuklasan niyang hindi pala siya kailanman iniwan nito—sa lihim na paraan, Axel had been protecting her all along. Ngunit bago pa niya mas maunawaan ang lahat, isang trahedya ang muling yumanig sa buhay niya—isang pagkakamali, isang maling akala, at isang pagdukot na naglagay sa kanya sa bingit ng kamatayan. At sa gitna ng panganib, nakita niya ang isang Axel na handang isakripisyo ang lahat, kahit ang sariling buhay, para mailigtas siya. Ngayon, hawak niya ang pinakamahalagang tanong—bibitawan ba niya ulit ang lalaking hindi kailanman bumitaw sa kanya? Sa isang mundo ng lihim, galit, at pagsubok, kaya pa ba nilang ipaglaban ang pag-ibig na minsan nang nawala? O masyado nang huli ang lahat?

" No one wants to kiss chubby cheeks or sleep with a girl covered in rugs," Vince smiled as the corners of his mouth went up in a smirk. " Now get off your high horse and stop fantasizing about my perfect chest," he growled. My name is Perez, but the bullies call me Fatrez because I'm fat, not that I like being fat, their is nothing I can change about it, unless the angels decided to work out a miracle. But everything that has a beginning has an end, I could do the bullying, not that I can't. But the head of bullies is sinfully handsome, he leads as they follow. Always throwing the first comment before the rest come along. Even if he is sinfully handsome, I could never dream of me with him, the fact that am fat, call it obesity and dumb in class with extra front teeth. No one wants such a girl. Even if I was a boy I wouldn't date me. Why would he look at me twice without laughing so hard and crumbling down. The best I can do is disappear and never come back or kill myself to stop the bullies from finding other victims, they would probably die of guilt, that's my plan. But Vince is such an arrogant jerk, he could never crack, let alone feel guilty. I've got to stay alive to pay back, make his life miserable, perhaps I'll sleep at night satisfied that he is suffering because of me. But maybe the bully isn't strong like I thought, is his heart made of stone or it's all a mask to fool the world and make him feel better. His heart bleeds after all and I can injure it.

Imagine the worst female softball team you ever saw, triple it, and you've got Darci Bloom's baseball team. Darci's got a lot to handle this season. She's ended up in a team full of nonathletic misfits. She's got a huge crush on the girl making a documentary about the team. She's got a difficult dad. Now a crazy Russian couple shows their interest in coaching her team. Will this bunch of weirdos going to blast into her life and change it forever? Will they fall apart or can they win the unexpected?

Love, Regrets, and Second Chances. Matagal nang magkasintahan sina Clark at Claire. They became each other's safe haven. Sumama ang bilyonaryong si Clark sa probinsya para mamuhay kasama ang kasintahan. They almost have it all, until Claire discovers something that will change their lives forever. Ang mabait at maaasahang si Clark ay may itinatagong sikretong sisira sa kanilang dalawa. Sa kabila ng yaman at magandang reputasyon ng kanilang pamilya, si Clark ay napapabilang sa pamilya ng mga sindikato. Sindikatong walang awang pumapatay at gumagawa ng iligal para lang sa sarili nilang kagustuhan. Dahil sa pamilya ay mapipilitan siyang iwan si Claire, na magdudulot ng galit sa dalaga. Buntis siya pero hindi na ito malalaman pa ni Clark. Dahil sa ginawa ng binata ay pilit niya itong kalilimutan. Pero para bang pilit silang pinaglalaruan ng tadhana. At para bang wala talagang balak sumuko ang binata. Ano ang gagawin niya kung ang minsang nanakit sakanya ay pilit siyang binabawi? At wala siyang ibang pamimilian kung hindi ang mapasakanya ulit? Sa pagkakasakit ng kanyang anak ay mapipilitan siyang tanggapin ulit ang binata, para sa tulong nito. Malalaman kaya ni Clark ang katotohanan sa pagkakaroon ng anak ni Claire? Paano niya tatanggapin ang sikreto ng bilyonaryong lalake? Hahantong na ba sila sa kasalan? O sa panibagong hiwalayan?

Raphael Angelo is a businessman and a part of an underground organization. He hates being trampled, so when he meets the carefree and hardworking Thamara, he is enraged by what she did to him. He wants revenge, but what if his revengeful self is lost? Will he be able to stop his admiration for the maiden? Or just continue his revenge?

Ava Sinclair died pregnant, betrayed by the two people she trusted most, her husband and her best friend. When she opens her eyes again, she’s twenty six again and back in the moment before her life fell apart. This time, she refuses to walk into the same trap. She rejects marrying her boyfriend Luca and opted for an arranged marriage with Damien Moretti Ava knows Damien isn’t marrying her for love. He’s marrying her because it’s his duty , He warns her not to expect affection from him but she told him she'll make him fall in love with her. He laughed it off. But the more he pushes her away, the more Damien starts to crumble, revealing a possessive, caring man. “You don’t have to love me,” Ava said to him softly, but I'll love you. And when the truth behind her past life’s betrayal resurfaces, Ava realizes fate isn’t done with her yet… and neither is her marriage to Damien Moretti.

Blurb All she wanted was a drink to escape the reality of life, but she ended up in bed with her supposed mafia husband, and now she’s the only woman in his thoughts. On her engagement day, she found out that the man, whom she once had a drunken one-night stand with, is her supposed husband, and now, she’s very unwilling to go ahead with the wedding, but there’s nothing she can do to escape her marriage with the ruthless man, especially when her family is solely involved in their marriage. Lorenzo De’ Russo's, a very powerful mafia boss, finds himself entangled with a woman after a one-night of   pleasurable moments. Now he’s willing to do anything to get that woman, even if it means becoming a member of her family.

Ang buong akala ni Serene ay pang-habang buhay na ang relasyon nila ni Zach. Everything was well-planned for them. They just had to wait until they're married but now she knows that's impossible because to her surprise—he cheated, and the worst part? Zach got the woman pregnant. Sinong mag-aakala na lolokohin siya nito? Napaka-sweet, caring, at talaga namang loyal nito sakaniya, kahit ata may maghubad sa harap nito ay lalampasan lang niya. Akala niya kilalang kilala na niya ito, nagkamali pala siya. Sabi nga nila, Cheating is a choice not a mistake! Dahil hindi ba niya kaya ibigay ang pagkababae niya rito kaya nagawa nitong sumakmal ng iba? Then everything started falling apart when she ended up having a one-night stand with Zach's uncle who she had never met before... the wild and oh-so yummy, Alastair Sage.

"I wish I had jumped down a cliff." I uttered, tears rolling down my cheeks. He was indifferent, a chuckle emanating from his lips. "And what will be your gain?" His hand lingered on my neck, his dark eyes staring right at me "Why don't you become mine instead?" ...... One night. One contract. One chance at love. Sarah Williams had a nightstand with Vincenzo, a mafia boss on her boyfriend's birthday. Which ended up as a disaster the next day. However, to make things right and fix his reputation, he was left with no choice but to make Sarah his wife, so he propose a marriage contract to her. However, what happens when a one night stand turns into an entangled deal? Would she let love do its thing? Or would she allow herself remain helpless forever in the web of a contract marriage? What is it going to be?

Sheyki seorang gadis berumur 25 th meninggalkan profesinya sebagai peneliti dan memilih terjun ke dunia penulisan naskah. Dirinya lebih hebat dalam menciptakan naskah drama daripada membuat sebuah projek pengamatan. Sheyki seorang wanita tangguh karena dia pernah berusaha bertahan sendiri dengan kondisi mentalnya. Tidak benar-benar sendiri melainkan dia mendapatkan motivasi dari seseorang yang belum dia temui sebelumnya. Seseorang itu adalah Azmi yang merupakan dokter psikiater terkenal yang membuatnya perlahan menyembuhkan sendiri sakit mentalnya. Sejauh ini, Sheyki belum pernah menemui Dokter Azmi, padahal dia sangat ingin menemui dokter muda yang terkenal itu. Pada suatu kesempatan, Sheyki membaca poster lomba membuat naskah yang hadiahnya bisa mengantarkan gadis pelosok ini untuk terbang ke ibu kota. Dipikirannya, dia harus menang untuk bisa terbang ke ibu kota agar setidaknya jaraknya tidak terlalu jauh dengan keberadaan Si Dokter. Ternyata dia benar-benar bisa memenangkan perlombaan itu dan bisa terbang menuju ibu kota. Akan tetapi, luasnya ibu kota membuatnya tetap susah menemui orang seterkenal dokter itu. Tanpa disangka, rupanya dia diterbangkan ke ibu kota untuk projek membuat naskah khusus untuk grup band paling terkenal. Karena dia masih belum menyerah untuk bisa menemui dokter kebanggaanya, Sheyki menerima tawaran untuk membuat naskah drama untuk grup band tersebut dan berhasil bertemu dengan tujuh orang pria yang posisinya sangat terkenal saat ini.