Nerd Wedgie Novels & Stories

"Take your time. Get everything you need.” He kept walking next to me, talking and making jokes. He stopped near a rack of ugly Christmas sweaters, held up a bright green sweater with a reindeer that had a large plastic red nose. He pressed a hidden button, and the nose flashed bright red while the sweater played a very loud holiday song. ​"I should wear this to school on Monday," he joked, holding it up to his chest and doing a silly dance in the middle of the aisle. ​I tried to hold my serious face, but a laugh escaped my lips. I had never seen him this playful or known he could be silly.

he replied, motioning to the chair across from him. I sat down, the seat feeling suddenly too small for my body. “Thank you so much for this opportunity, sir. I promise I won’t let you down.” He offered his hand. I took it without hesitation. And then… I saw it. A crescent-shaped birthmark. Just under the knuckle. And the world… paused. Something thundered in my memory, something bitter and cracked and wrapped in adolescent cruelty. ~~~~~ “Yo, y’all check out Nerd of the Year. Got a tattoo to feel better about yourself?”

Iskander's jokes are contagious. "You're a natural," I say. "I have a few more if you're interested." He asks as he licks the sauce plate. "Of course," I say. I'm eager to hear his next joke. "Okay, here's one. What do you call a sheep with wheels?" I think about it, and then I say, "A lamb-borghini?" Iskander nods his head and smiles. "That's right," he says. "You're getting the hang of this, Let's try another one," Iskander says. "What do you call a sheep with a bad haircut?" I try to think of an answer, but I'm stumped. Iskander leans in and whispers the answer in my ear. "A ewe-cut!" he says. I start to laugh again, and I can't stop. Iskander's jokes are hilarious, and I'm enjoying myse

I finally asked her out,and i felt somewhat nervous and it was new to me and i know i noticed the nerd because of that bet i had with Ash and Brian but now i think it was getting personal I went home and i told the new help to make a lemonade and bring it to my room and before i went into the shower i heard a knock on the door and i opened it and i took the tray from her hand and dropped it on my dresser and went to the bathroom for a quick shower and wore a black leather jacket and a white shirt with black jeans

His expression and words deflated my embarrassment. Then his knee bumped mine under the table, and the contact deflated it even more. I shot him a grateful look, and he winked. He winked. Somehow, I'd ended up magically paired with a winking, gorgeous nerd who lived a secret life as a werewolf. That hadn't been in my ten-year plan, but I wasn't quite sure complaining was the right thing to do, given that he was a hot nerd who’d just casually fixed the awkwardness in a conversation and then winked at me.

I said clutching my stomach and arching my back. Both Adrien and Brittney looked at me. Adrien annoyed that I have destroyed the mood and Brittney irritated that Adrien stopped. "Why is the nerd here?" Scoffed Britney with a look of disgust. "Did you came to watch you pervert?" "No, just imagining you to kissing makes me disgusted, and now that I actually saw the scenario, I just want it out of my head. I'm forever traumatized," I said. I stood up straight and rubbed my temple with my eyes closed. Sometimes you just need to take a break from people's imagination.

Decker said that some children his age have a harder time processing words but he'll learn at his own pace and to not worry as Ajax is able to pick up in those emotions. I looked up when I felt eyes on me and my green ones locked on with Madison's and she tilted her head >Nervous cousin?< I rolled my eyes at her question and shook my head even though I was shaking. The velvet box in my pocket was burning a hole on my pant leg. >Why don't you turn the music on instead?<

¨ he says while wrapping one arm around her shoulders giving Jessica a side hug. ¨I appreciate that, thanks Nick! I am really happy that I have met you!¨ She then admits. ¨Yeah me too Jess! i might look like one of the popular guys but sometimes i feel l;ike i don't fit in with some people to their surprise, i'm a bit of a nerd you know, i like gadgets and stuff like that so having being the nerd with beach boy looks confuses people, specially girls, first they like to be with me and the moment they see my nerdy side they almost can not believe their eyes and run away with lost of excuses, well anyways that's what happened at my highschool before so that is why i was not 100%

The wedding was 30 hours away. The owner of the pizzeria where it was to be held, Bob Walden, had long since helped me decorate the place the way I wanted it. When I called him, he cheerily asked whether I wanted to get more flowers to spruce the place further. I smiled bitterly. "I'm canceling the wedding, Mr. Walden." He sounded relieved. "That's great! You've finally seen sense. No proper man would make his wife settle for a wedding in a pizzeria in this day and age—he's just making a fool out of you!

" He winked at her. He kissed her forehead and hugged her tightly and both of them confessed: "I love you, My nerd." "I love you, My bad boy." **HAPPY ENDING**