Never Trust A Fart Meme

A love potion. The wrong man. And a proposal that could destroy her. When apothecary Rebecca Rosewyn accidentally gives her forbidden potion to the kingdom’s most feared man—Knight Commander Gideon Malik—she expects chains. Or worse. But instead, he proposes. To protect her from the Queen’s punishment, Gideon claims the proposal was real. Now, trapped in a dangerous engagement neither of them can escape, Rebecca finds herself at the center of a game she never meant to play. But Gideon wasn’t enchanted. He’s been hers all along. And the Queen knows it. Now Rebecca must survive a palace full of masks, a love she doesn’t trust, and a past that could burn them both—because falling for Gideon was never the plan. And she’s not sure it’ll save her this time.

Blurb  Hey, you! What are you still doing here? Get out! I never want to see you again! Everything about you brings me nothing but bad luck! you’re cursed! **** Elena Scofield’s world was shattered by the ultimate betrayal: her husband and best friend’s treachery. Fleeing from heartbreak and ruin, she thought she could start over. But instead, she stumbled into a dangerous game she never saw coming. Bound by a cold, contract marriage to a ruthless billionaire, Elena hides a secret that could destroy them all, that she was once married to their deadliest rival. As the family grows to love and embrace Elena and her son, what will happen when they discover her past connection to their fiercest enemy? Will they trust her, or will love be strong enough to overcome the secrets and rivalries?

Mia—codename Zero—is the deadliest assassin alive. She never asks questions. Never fails a job. Until a brutal accident steals her memory. Waking up in a powerful Alpha’s care, she has no idea who she is or why she was carrying his photograph. Alex Moore, CEO of Raften Pharmaceuticals and leader of the Darkhaven Pack, knows better than to trust a mysterious woman with a past she can’t remember. But something about her calls to him in ways he can’t explain. As passion ignites and their worlds intertwine, the truth looms in the shadows. Because Mia wasn’t just an assassin. She was sent to kill him. And when she remembers, there will be only one question left—will she finish the job, or has fate already sealed her loyalty… and her heart?

Everything has a cost. I never thought the cost of falling in love could be my life. But when the Vampire Council gets reports of increased magical activity in the surrounding areas, they give the order for vampires to kill any witches they come across. I trust Lucas to never hurt me, but he’s not the only vampire in my life, and let’s just say the others aren’t my biggest fans. While I’m busy trying not to be come vampire chow, something dark and powerful is surrounding Thorne Hill, infecting everything—and everyone—that gets in its path. If the darkness gets to the Ley line, then the whole town is doomed. I won’t go down without a fight, but how can I fight something I can’t even see?

Lucas and Jackie finally had their happy ending after a series of heartbreaks from a love-struck enemy. Now, they are about to start their life with their baby, focusing on building their future and career. Their love for one another is stronger than ever and each day, Lucas learns what love feels like for a man who never believed in love. But when a bad boy falls, expect many outcomes. A new enemy has come, and it will take Lucas and Jackie's love and trust for one another to stand against them. Family drama and romance with chaos becomes the order of the day.

I promised to protect you until my very last breath. A love that went to overprotective ways. What might transpire? A hatred that dwelled in the heart. And a werewolf protecting a human... After the death of their parents, Grey became the mother and father to his younger sister, who was a mortal as their mother, name Clea. After the disappearance of their home, they live in the city of humans, where an identity needed to be kept untold. But then Clea fell in love with a human and Grey would never accept and trust humans- and everything started to crumble. Hope you like it. Thank you and God bless.

Alina Jade is the daughter of a wolf shifter, a half blood with a dangerous lineage that has been kept hidden her entire life. Locked away by a mother who fears the world and forbidden from going near the woods, constantly been haunted by a silver haired stranger with glowing eyes. As her powers begin to awaken, Alina finds herself caught in a supernatural war between exiled packs, ancient curses and one powerful rogue wolf who will stop at nothing to claim her. Alina must decide who she can trust, and whether love can bloom in the middle of a prophecy that was never supposed to exist.

He lives in silence. She lives in struggle. Mute billionaire Axton Andreev never believed love could find him... until Lina, a struggling poor maid desperate fo work, stepped into his quiet world. Their silent connection turned into a secret romane, one built on trust, touch, and the langauge of the heart. But when lies and fear drive Asli away, she vanishes into the night carrying Axton's unborn child. Years later, when he finally finds her, the truth will test the limits of forgiveness, and prove that some loves are destined to return, no matter how far they run.

Three generations of the Wright family were all notorious mafia. And of course, when he started to inherit the family property, the area police immediately noticed him, 24/7 took advantage of the opportunity, consecutively stalked and waited to catch him. Life for him was so stressful and boring! Until he met Jenny, he seemed to have found the treasure of his life. But Jenny was a police officer sent to investigate him in secret. No matter how much he proved, how clear the evidence was, she never believed him. What if love consisted only of sex, without trust in each other?

Serena stood in awe staring at the the most beautiful eyes she has ever seen, wondering how blessed she was to meet someone this beautiful just when she was having a very bad day. Damian Blackwood, a powerful and guarded billionaire haunted by past heartbreak, stumbles upon Serena Johnson's enchanting art studio during a moment of vulnerability. Drawn to the beauty and depth of her paintings, Damian finds solace in Serena's artistic sanctuary, where emotions are expressed in vivid strokes of color. Serena, a compassionate and talented artist, senses the turmoil within Damian and opens her heart to him with patience and understanding. As their connection deepens, they embark on a journey of self-discovery, trust, and unexpected love. However, as their feelings intensify, Damian's fear of betrayal resurfaces, threatening to tear them apart. Past scars and the weight of his guarded nature create an emotional tug of war between embracing love and protecting his heart. As Serena's art becomes a powerful conduit for emotional healing, Damian learns that vulnerability doesn't signify weakness, but rather a profound strength. Through the canvas, he confronts his inner demons, finding the courage to trust and love once more. As their bond strengthens, a series of challenges test their love and commitment. A business crisis and personal setbacks threaten to drive them apart, but their deep connection and unwavering love becomes their beacon of hope. Can Damian let go of his fears and open up to the positivity of love? Will Serena trust her heart and embrace the love she never saw coming?