How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“They mentioned it. It’s a big deal, I get that, but every religion and cult and group of nutters has a special day. The day a magical thing happened and now we have to dress up and celebrate the super special thingy, every year, forever, for no fucking reason. Happy Herper Derper Day! Who gives a sh—”
Another bolt of agony zapped through me, arching my spine so hard I smacked the back of my head against the ground. I flopped about like a landed fish for at least a minute, my teeth clenched along with everything else that was clenchable.
When she released me, my skeleton seemed to have dissolved. I lay there, unable to move.
“What kind of idiot are you? Didn’t you think it might be important