Mistaken Night With my Ex-Husband
He was holding a tiny Allen wrench in his hand, staring at it with the kind of pure, unadulterated hatred he usually reserved for hostile takeovers.
"It’s the Snu-Z-Pod 9000," he muttered, not looking up. "It has integrated white noise, motion-sensing rocking, and a built-in carbon dioxide monitor that alerts my phone if the baby’s breathing pattern shifts by more than two percent."
"Dom, the baby is currently the size of a lemon," I said, leaning against the doorframe and popping a juicy, garlic-heavy pickle into my mouth from a jar I’d snagged from the pantry on my way down. "I think the escape pod is a bit premature. Also, I’m pretty sure that thing could launch our kid into low-earth orb
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