His Fake Fiancee
Which I know can't be true, given this is my first time seeing him use the stove or any appliance besides the fridge.
The majority of our nights, it's the private chef manning the kitchen solo, meal prepping for us and cooking a wide variety of fresh dinners— beef wellington, risotto, fish, Indian and Italian cuisine, and dishes I've never heard of. I've eaten like a true queen by the hands of an ex-Michelin Star chef for the past month and a half.
Stealing the spatula from him, I unfold the burnt side, unstick the eggs around the rim and fold the omelet correctly.