My stepbrother
“Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.”
“Jade has a three-month rule?” I’m still snickering, but I try to hold it in with little success. I burst out laughing again.
“I hate you hoes.”
“We’re childish, but it’s a smart idea. You will get to know him before sex clouds your judgment. I mean, look at Santana,” Sam says, showing her support. I nod along, still giggling.
“Hey, I like him without the sex.”
“Keep telling yourself that, honey.” She pats Santana on her shoulder, which makes us all burst out laughing. After five minutes of non-stop laughing, we continue our lunch with our regular conversation and jokes.