Online Dating Funny Quotes

A promising position at a high tech dating app company brings Holly out to Colorado. But when she meets the CEO, and would be boss, she decides he can take his attitude, and the job offer, and stuff it. Holly becomes desperate for work and doesn't want to move back home with her mom and recently divorced sister. She decides to give it one last shot and is immediately hired by the COO, who is also the CEO's brother. Her project is to bring the brother's latest dating app update to life. She needs to find any issues with it, which seems to be everything. Rework the backend. And complete a beta test using employees who volunteer to be testers. What could go wrong during the office beta testing? A lot. No one on the leadership team, including Holly, the CEO, & the COO were supposed to sign up for beta testing of their app that allows people to express their desires anonymously via written messages. What happens when Holly starts messaging with her bosses without knowing who they are? Can the Billionaire heirs of Talon Industries, Noah and Adam, figure out how to charm a girl who doesn't seem to be impacted by their usual charms? Can either of them admit that lust has turned into love? Who can crack the ice cold heart of these untrusting alpha men? She can.

Rosalie sister Rebecca is getting married and her fiancé Ben comes from a very wealthy family. His brother Julius is a billionaire bad boy and his best man. When he meets the maid of honor (Rosalie) sparks fly. Her quick wit, raw talent for the cello, and captivating beauty leaves him wanting to leave his rambling ways behind forever but she wants no part in being with a play boy. She isn’t impressed with fame and fortune and she’s nothing like the women he’s use to. Planning the wedding of the century and celebrating each moment leaves Rosalie and Julius falling into each others arms-but can he keep her there? This romantic comedy will leave your heart racing with wild passion and laughing along the way.

A professor named Zedic Lim seeks justice for his bereaved brother, but playful destiny seems to be playing by the rules for them when he meets a student named Mischell Flor, Mischell is a brave girl facing her difficult part of her life. Striving for her dream while smiling in front of everyone just to say that she is really okay even if she is not. The two people meet at the wrong time and try to fight the crazy thing called love. Trying to fight with playful fate. Will they win the game of love?

Nate Wilson is a hot guy who is every girl's wet dream. In an attempt to get over his best friend who is married, he takes an impulsive decision. Samantha Perez is a fiesty and confident young woman who lives the perfect life. She breaks her rule for one night, letting herself go loose but is she really as wild as she seems between the sheets? One crazy night of pleasure brings these two people together but little did they know that they weren't going to be just strangers after all. Read to find out what life has in store for these two imperfect souls.

Max was famous for his hardcore attitude and being able to run a mutli billion company.. Max was known for different women every night… Until he meet Asia.. Asia would not give him the time of day.. Can Max win Asia heart?

Walang muwang na dumalo si Klaire Limson sa isang bachelorette party kasama ang kanyang stepsister at mga kaibigan; isang huling gabi ng saya bago siya tuluyang magpakasal sa kanyang nobyo. Ngunit ang dapat sanang maging masayang alaala ay nauwi sa isang pagkakamaling hindi niya inaasahan. Nagising na lamang siya sa isang hotel room, wala ni anino ng alaala kung paano siya nakarating doon—at higit sa lahat, kasama ang isang lalaking hindi niya kilala. Mabilis siyang tumakas, umaasang maililigtas pa ang lahat. Pero huli na ang lahat. Pagsapit niya sa kanilang tahanan, naghihintay na ang galit ng kanyang ama. Kanselado ang kasal. Tinakwil siya ng pamilya. At ang dating hinaharap na puno ng pangarap... tuluyan nang naglaho, lalo pa’t dumating ang isang hindi inaasahang souvenir nang gabing ‘yon. Buntis siya… Sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari, nakilala ni Klaire ang lalaking nakasama niya nang gabing ‘yon. Walang iba kung hindi ang Tito ng kanyang ex-fiancee. Si Rage De Silva. Ano na lang ang gagawin niya kung ninanais nitong panagutan ang batang nasa sinapupunan niya? Paano kung ang lalaking kinamumuhian niya ay yayain siyang magpakasal?

Labis ang kagalakan na naramdaman ni Camila Villarazon sa kaniyang puso nang sa wakas ay nagkaroon siya ng pagkakataong maging asawa ng lalaking matagal na niyang lihim na minamahal, si Juancho Buenvenidez. Nasa rurok ng kaniyang buhay, piniling iwan ni Camila ang lahat para lamang makasama ang lalaking minamahal. But the thing is, Juancho didn't want her at all. Nilihim nilang dalawa ang ugnayan sa isa't-isa ayon sa kagustuhan ng lalaki sa loob ng tatlong taon. Nang bumalik sa eksena ang unang babaeng minahal ni Juancho, walang ibang nagawa si Camila kundi ang umalis na lang, tila ba ito rin ang gumising sa kaniyang katangahan, gustuhin man nitong magsisi ay huli na ang lahat. She filed a divorce agreement. Who would have thought that after the divorce, she would reach the peak of her life more? She is well-known in her field as the top designer named, Sunshine. Ngunit sa kabila ng kaniyang tagumpay, tila ba pinaglalaruan pa rin ito ng tadhana dahil sa palaging pagtatagpo ng mga landas nila ng dating kabiyak. Her ex-husband loves teasing her even after they've separated. Tuluyan nga kayang mabura ang pag-ibig ni Camila para kay Juancho o mas lalo pa itong titindi dahil sa mapaglarong tadhana?

"Cali, drop the knife, you know it is never that hard that you have to kill yourself." "For the last time Blake. I'm not suicidal!!" I throw the knife away. "Then why were you holding that knife?" He asked, worried. I then showed him the apple in my other hand. ------------- Cali Evans, 17, a normal girl with a wacky attitude and sass. Life was going smooth for her until Blake happened. Blake Sanders, 18, the popular, hot, bad boy finds a new mission when he meets Cali. One misunderstanding, a sarcastic girl and a bad boy equals to food fights, bowling nights, dangerous knifes, terrace conversations, monopoly games and maybe some love.

Imagine you planned to have your boyfriend kidnapped, delivered to your blindfolded and gagged. You fuck him, and pull the hood off after, only to be face to face with a stranger. That stranger, you quickly lean, is the Don of the Cosa Nostra. He's all too pleased to have taken part in your kidnap fantasy.

Jericho Astor, the youngest Astor brother and by far the sweetest of the three is a genius when it comes to anything technology—and when it comes to Odette Gibson. Odette Gibson, a cop who just happens to be Jericho's best friend probably knows Jericho better than he knows himself. It's what makes their friendship so strong, it's what keeps them bonded. But, there's a thin line between friendship and something a little more than that and Jericho has been straddling that line for years, until one day he found himself in the deep end drowning in feelings for her that she would never return. Or maybe she will if the hands of fate have anything to do with it... _____________________________ Read book 1: Gunnar, and book 2: Ace. If you don't read the first two books, the third won't make sense.