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Abbie Gomez is on a mission for justice. Fueled by the tragic loss of her lover, she's taken on a new identity and joined the Camorra, a notorious criminal gang. But things take a wild turn when she crosses paths with Luna Salvatore, a Camorra member who's a dead ringer for her lost love, Xanthe. Little does Abbie know, Luna is hiding a monstrous secret - she's a vampire.

Nadia has lived in the orphanage since the day she was born—a girl no one ever wanted to adopt. But just as she’s about to turn eighteen, everything changes. A mysterious billionaire, Vincent Voss, shows up and claims her as his daughter. He insists Nadia is a werewolf—just like him—and that she must return to the world she truly belongs to. Nadia thinks he’s insane… until the truth proves impossible to deny. Now, she’s about to begin a journey that will take her from an unwanted orphan to the future queen of the werewolf nation.

Two environmentalists are tasked to investigate a mysterious forest. They are bound to discover a lot of answers about the place. Little did they know, eyes of red are watching them every single time. A crimson surprise awaits the two. From workers to royalties, their life changed in an instant. But this title comes with a great responsibility and danger.

“I don’t need magic, I need your arms around me when the dark is too much, I need you to be real when nothing else is, I need you to be with me when everything around us is chaos.” Skylar Ray O'conner

All human beings have been born with darkness inside. The challenge that we face in every passing day is controlling this darkness sheltered within us; if not, demons will feed on that darknes, find a way to possess both our body and soul, and wreak havoc to our lives as we know it. In this story, five unique teenage individuals harbor darkness within their souls using it to combat evil and save the mortal world from destruction. Along with their all-knowing homeroom adviser, these teens delve into the world of mythology and folklore. Join Cassidy, Noah, Maura, Lowan, Ross, and Ms. Reina in witnessing the war between the dark and the evil unfold. P.S. - Points of view change every two chapters. Please enjoy diving into their stories one by one.

(First Generation Series 2)Rain Azrael Velasquez🔸Nahara Olivia Ramirez Nahara Olivia Ramirez is a step daughter of a casino gambler Fabian Ramirez. After he lost a huge amount of money, he listed Nahara into an underground business that auctions women to blackguards in the society. She was sold to a cold and mysterious billionaire—Rain Azrael Velasquez. Nahara prepared herself for another nightmare with a stranger but ended up finding love and salvation in his arms. When fate played its part, secrets were unfolding. The one they considered their safe haven would also be their greatest hell.

A young woman becomes entrapped in her dreams by a vampire. She believes these dreams are memories from a past life, but his or hers she can't say. Ian has been living his immortal life restless and hungry, for her. He believes she is his soulmate lost to time. Nothing will stop him from getting her, even if he has to enslave her himself.

เพราะเขาคือบุคคลที่ได้รับฉายาเย็นชาประดุจกระเบื้องน้ำแข็ง การที่จะรักใครสักคน คงจะยากหน่อย โครทิส เวเดโน่ หรือ เวเดน หนึ่งในสมาชิดเหล่าอัลฟา มาเฟียมีอำนาจใหญ่คับเมือง เธอ ผู้มีความหวังเดียว จากคำสัญญาของพี่ชาย ที่หายไปหลายปี โดยไม่ส่งข่าวคราว เพราะต้องการจะสืบหา นี่จึงเป็นเหตุผลหนึ่งที่ทำให้เธอกับเขาได้พบกัน พร้อมชีวิตที่เปลี่ยนไปตลาดกาล ไศลา สาวหัวแข็งชาวไทยที่ไปทำงานอยู่ต่างประเทศ

A secret mission was all it took for Elise to gain the infamous twins, Azael and Reuel's attention and from then on, there was no stopping them. While the twins want her, Elise wants nothing to do with them. Amidst the growing infatuation and feelings, Elise has even to protect herself from the danger she has unknowingly put herself into. ---------------------------- This book contains mature content including violence and sexual themes. It is also a reverse harem romance and explores many different aspects of BDSM. Read at your own discretion.

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