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One Joke Too Many
The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last.
A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes.
"How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino."
I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool.
"Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."
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The Love We Found
He said it in a childish tone.
"Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along.
"Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company."
"Oh really?"
"Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?"
"Please go on."
"Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter
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The Dark Angel Of Merciless Deaths
she giggled at her own joke.
Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.
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The Alpha’s Cast-out princess.
His booming voice filled the air with glee,
As he entertained us, setting spirits free.
"Let's say old time jokes, shall we?"
Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room.
"Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery?
He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody."
The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound,
As we all shared in the mirth that went around.
Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark,
Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark.
"Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?
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My Enemy [BL]
The silence stretched out, thick and uncomfortable, until Frank tried to break it with that awkward little half-smile he got when he was desperate not to let things fall apart.
"Well," he said, his tone light but forced, "at least we know why my uncle was such a jerk to me growing up. Guess he was just getting in practice for the whole ’blackmail a murderer’ phase."
The joke landed like a damp towel, flat, a bit pathetic, yet somehow just what we needed. A small, broken laugh slipped out before I could stop it, followed by Rowan huffing out something that might have been a chuckle if it didn’t sound so painful.
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Claimed by the Alphas
“First of all, awesome, I’d love to know what’s in there. Second, this is the biggest floor asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Is this an actual butt or is it one of those hella large worm caves I’ve seen in horror movies?”
There’s silence for a longer while until the person starts laughing. “In all my centuries, I’ve never heard anyone address the void of souls as floor asshole. You got jokes, that much I can give you.”
Grinning, I finally turn around and take a step to the side, careful not to be spartan kicked into the hole, in case I manage to annoy the guy or press the wrong buttons.
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Engaged to the Devil, Loved by His Shadow
“I do not fall.”
There was a pause.
“No,” he said calmly. “You just look very funny while slipping.”
The line went dead.
I stood there for a long time.
Then I began laughing again.
Because if I did not laugh,
I might start screaming.
The televisions behind me kept talking.
The city kept moving and for the first time in my life, I understood what it felt like to be the joke.
But jokes can turn dark very quickly and I am very good at dark.
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Sins With My Ex's Father
“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?”
“Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”
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Twisted Emotions
He murmured, ruefully.
I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore.
"Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes"
"Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up.
"Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!"
I grimaced.
"So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?"
He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller"
I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.
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Moonvale Players: His Rival’s Sister Is His To Claim
Mo’s Pov
It was hard to believe, but it was true. Here I was sitting in a garden of ghost orchids, head thrown back as I laughed at the joke Radek shared.
“You have to stop,” I heaved, holding my ribs as I held back the laugh that threatened to break out of me again. I could see it now, and that was the reason Daren hung out with him. Behind those narcissistic layers is a somewhat clown, who knew just the right jokes to crack.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Man, 'Orphan' really messed with my head the first time I watched it. The twist is so unsettling because it plays on your expectations in the most brutal way. Esther, this sweet-looking little girl adopted by a grieving couple, seems innocent at first—just a kid who’s been through trauma. But as the story unfolds, you start seeing these cracks in her façade. The real kicker? She’s not a child at all. Esther is actually a 33-year-old woman named Leena Klammer, suffering from a rare hormonal disorder that stunted her growth. She’s a manipulative, violent con artist who’s been posing as a child to infiltrate families, and things spiral into absolute chaos when her true nature is revealed.
What makes it hit harder is how the film builds this aura of dread around her. The way she switches between this eerie, calculated calm and sudden bursts of rage is chilling. The twist isn’t just shocking—it’s horrifying because it reframes everything you’ve seen up to that point. Suddenly, all those 'accidents' and her strange behavior make sense, and the family’s trust in her becomes this tragic vulnerability. The movie’s ending, where she finally drops the act and attacks the mother in that brutal fight, is one of those scenes that sticks with you long after the credits roll.
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