Owl House Memes Funny Novels & Stories

A message from the unknown number, now saved as OWEN (SURE). How’s your morning going so far? There’s a laughing emoji at the end. I stare at it for a second, my thumb hovering over the screen, ready to reply, when another notification pops up. It’s Star. They sent out a message telling people to ignore you in school today, and you know the kind of influence Owen has, so everyone’s going along with it. But I just wanted you to know we’re not staying away because of that. It’s because you won’t stop this before it gets harmful, and you already know that. Anyway… I’m sorry, Chlo. Love, Your friends who care about you.

“I’ll be back. Until then, be an awesome Luna and lead your pack. You’ll do great.” I sniffled and wiped my tears. “You really are awesome.” I replied. Olivia whipped her short hair over her shoulder dramatically. “I know, I’m such a fucking Dalai Lama.” She joked. “Same wisdom, just more swear words.” I giggled while Olivia nodded to Alessandro. “You take care of her.” She said. Alessandro nodded. “I will.” Something glittered in Olivia’s eyes. “Oh I know you will.” She said. “If you don’t, I’ll shave your eyebrows off and tell everyone that wants to listen that you have a wiener the size of a peeled crayfish, is that clear?”

Looking at the kid who called him, Oliver saw how Lem rub his eyes. "Hyung!" He shouted in fear as he look at the floor. It was as if he saw some man-eating creature or a snake whose poisonous... but as soon as Oliver took gaze in his feet, it was gizi who is walking to the place that Oliver stepped. "Monster!" Anna shouted in horrify. Lem is also making the same face. That makes Oliver laugh in amusement. It's been a long time since he laugh like that. Although it was just for a short while, his smile is genuine and true.

In movies they are depicted as crazy old men and women, who wear tinfoil on their heads or talk to cats. He is too good-looking and charming to be a loon, isn't he? Olivia really hopes that he is not crazy. She would hate to be attracted to someone that had lost their mind. “Then what are you here for, if you don't mind me asking.” Owens voice breaks the silence that they had fallen into and she turns to face him.

I can easily smell wolfsbane and even from so far away, it makes my guts twist uncomfortably. “ Drink up before it gets cold. You humans need warmth. ” Olivia's bitter voice grabs my attention. Lifting my head, I stare at her, unblinking. “ You HUMANS? What are you then? A werewolf? ” I joke, which makes them both stiffen up visibly. If I am going to die soon, I might as well die after mocking them. ...Childish much, but that's how I am. Whenever something serious happens, my mind makes me think about funny things.

"I need this too." He demanded. Oliver glared at him and he gave him the same look. "What's wrong with you two? Why do you always fight?" She felt angry when she looked at their injured faces. "I didn't like this at all... You two fight like Chow and Maou." "Who are they?" Oliver asked confused. "Street dogs in front of the orphanage." She mocked and they both chuckled. "You guys are so shameless. Laughing while I am scolding you... You know what, you deserve these busted faces. I am not treating you."

“We don’t trust any wolves from the Sil—” His companion immediately cut him off. “Don’t tell her. If she does have no memories, then it’s better if she didn’t know. It might be one of their tricks again. They might be listening to her subconsciousness,” I was left wondering about their statement. Subconsciousness? After a few minutes, my questions subsided when a massive mansion came into sight. The men looked at me momentarily.

he gritted through his teeth. "Yup, that woman. And thanks to her, the internet is having the time of its life. You should see the memes, Oswald. Some people think you are in love. Others think she bewitched you. And my personal favorite? 'The Untouchable Billionaire Finally Falls.' It is hilarious." "Vincenzo," Oswald warned, his patience running thin. "Relax, man," Vincenzo chuckled. "I'm just calling to congratulate you. You are a trending topic now, probably you haven't seen the headlines because of work, always so busy. Feels great anyways, huh?"

I think he was just saying, but still, he said it, and now I want Mia: Don't send a growling voice memo again Oly: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Mia: -. Mia: What did he even say Oly: Puppy Oly: Mia, help me. It's in my face Mia: What am I supposed to do… Mia: Don't you hate being called a puppy? Oly: Yes, I do because people sat it in a demeaning way Oly: "Hey, Puppy, growl/ Bark for me." Oly: "Hey, puppy, sit/ clap." Oly: "Puppy, crawl." Mia: I remember that bullshit