The King's Queen
We walk onto the red carpet and the doors swing open, the trumpets begin to play, and everybody stands up.
"Announcing his royal highness, King Henry Crawford the first and Lady Penelope Harding."
People begin to murmur and that is enough to tell me that they weren't expecting me to bring her with me.
We arrive at our seats, the royal thrones, I let Penelope sit on the queen's throne, and I take my seat on mine, and everyone follows suit. A table is set up in front of us with two microphones attached.
My royal family's spokesperson, more like my father's pet, Mr Johnson, sets up onto the podium, seems like we are wasting no time today.