The Haunted Vibrator
The gays might protest, but Queenie quickly countered them by saying that it would only feel good if she was born with a prostate that could only be reached using the backdoor.
“As I do not possess such a marvellous orgasm button, this chastity panty with anal plug is out of the question. I’m sure some of you would be dying to test this out. If you like what I have and think your cake could fit into this tightie, please let me know. I’ll be choosing someone from the applications to mail this to. It comes with free Queenie DNA because I’m not going to wash this before sending it. My fingerprints may or may not be on it, so don’t complain.”