Patrick Star Funny Novels & Stories

Nick pov Patrick and I watch Lena cry into her pillow as we talk with Tyler. She burst into tears after our happy bubble burst at the news, and I was pissed. "She claims it is Patrick's pup. She wants him as her mate, but I told her he had already marked and mated Lena. "we looked over as Lena sniffles sadly. "This can't be happening, Patrick runs fingers through his hair, I always use protection each time I wanted bare in my mate only",I sigh after he says this because he starts to pace.

Suddenly a face appeared, not the romance novel Adonis she’d imagined but a clear-faced young man with dark eyes and full lips. “Um, hi,” Patrick said absurdly, as if greeting someone in a coffee shop. Their eyes locked, and then they both broke into a brief bout of laughter. Not the brittle, edge-of-madness giggling she’d done before this, but genuine laughter. It felt good; it felt cleansing. “Fancy meeting you here,” Clare said in her own attempt at humor. Patrick examined the edges of the hole he’d made in the wall. “I’m going to widen this and then you can come get some water, okay?”

Tom said calmly, "Unfortunately, Patrick is sick and can't come today." Hearing this, the crowd began to discuss the situation again. "He's sick? Is it so coincidental that he fell ill on his birthday?" "Exactly! Is he really sick or is he just pretending?" Someone impatiently said, "He's had a condition all along. There's no need for him to pretend. Mr. Strauss Senior, we heard that Patrick is mute and also has autism. Please tell the truth in front of everyone. Are those rumors true?"

Calvin was confused, "What kind of look is that?" "Calvin, I'm straight," Patrick clarified. Calvin belatedly realized and laughed at him, "What are you thinking? I was just inviting you to hang out there. We're both single dogs anyway, no girlfriend to keep company. Look at your twisted thoughts; they've gone all the way to another planet." Patrick smiled, instantly regaining his unruly demeanor. "Let's go." Patrick stood up, casually slipping on his suit jacket. Downstairs, Amanda hailed a taxi and got in, waving at the two of them.

Patrick looked at me and said seriously, "I love you. I can't marry you. But I can give you anything else." "Hahahaha!" I couldn't help but laugh out loud! Although the wax on my skin limited the size of my face, I tried so hard to smile. As I laughed, tears welled up in my eyes. It probably was due to my exaggerated expression that Patrick and Shelton let go of each other in unison. "Bang!" With one hand holding the wax on the left side of my face, I slapped Patrick on his face once again.

“I think you're trying to make me fat,” I joked, making him laugh. “And after the meal?” A mischievous glint flashed in Patrick's eyes as he leaned forward. “Do you know how to swim?” he asked, smiling in a smug and charming way. “I do, but I'm afraid of sharks,” I confessed, eating the strawberry slowly, never taking my eyes off his. He bit his lip and moved closer to me. “Oh, miss, the only one who will get a taste of you today is me!” Pulling me to him, Patrick lifted me up, laying me down on the bench before returning to the table.

Patrick was pushed back by the force and his face quickly swelled up. He covered his face but could not cover his anger. He bellowed, “Hey, my cousin is almost here! Show some respect!” Slap! The long-haired young man slapped him once more, sending him to the floor. “Respect? Fine. I’ll wait for your cousin and see what respect she can get.” Spat! The long-haired young man spat on Patrick before he wiped his hands with a wet towel. “Where’s Kaze Lee?! Get the hell out here!”

“I wish you a happy life with that bitch!” Gerald went furious soon after that, he ran quickly toward Patrick and gave him a hard punch. It pushed Patrick away until he fell in the floor. “I told you not insult my wife!” “Haha! Hahahahaaa! So funny! A mafia boss fell in love with a bitch! This world is getting crazy!” Patrick was spitting nonsense. He already went insane after all. “Ahh, how come I just realized it! Hehe… HAHAHAHA!” BANG!

I curled my lip, pouting, kinda ruffled. “Why? You ARE pretty for his eye. Right, Clay? He told me so ”, Pax said and teased him back. “She’s even looking prettier like that”, said Clay to Pax, pointing at me who was still pouting. Pax almost burst out laughing when he heard Clayton’s reply, but then laughed soundlessly while tilting his face down and hiding his mouth with his hand. Clay starts to grin devilishly and look at Pax and me (who already felt more annoyed by their acts).

] Chris: [Are you starting to care about me now? Paige: [Are you hungry? Do you want me to get you a snack?] Chris: [Sure.] Paige: [What would you like?] Chris: [I want strawberry laces.] Paige blushed as she held her phone. She did not expect her overbearing husband to know about the joke regarding strawberry laces. Chris: [What's wrong? Can't I?] Paige: [Are you sure you don’t want licorice?] Chris: [Even though I want some candy, you don’t have to tease me like that.]