Patrick Starfish Funny

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Giselle Von Howard was born into unimaginable wealth as the daughter of Lord Benjamin von Howard, the richest man in the city. Determined to forget her own path, she abandoned her privileged life and concealed her true identity to marry Patrick Hilton, the CEO of Hilton Group. But after three years of what she believed was a fairytale marriage, Giselle’s world crumbled when she discovered Patrick’s infidelity with his childhood friend, Becky. Subjected to relentless cruelty from Patrick and his family, Giselle is forced to confront the painful truth about her life and love. In a final act of defiance, she divorces Patrick, leaving behind the glittering facade of the Hilton legacy to reclaim her dignity and rediscover herself. But after they divorced, Patrick discovered that he can't do without Giselle. He comes to understand that he can't get Giselle out of his mind, he's deeply in love with Giselle and he wants her back. Patrick was eager to win Giselle back by all means. Will Giselle ever come back to Patrick again?

Maureen yang bekerja sebagai pelayan di rumah Patrick pada suatu malam mendapati Patrick mabuk. Dan tanpa dapat dihindari keduanya pun tidur bersama. Kejadian itu diketahui oleh orang tua Patrick, yang memaksa mereka berdua untuk menikah. Patick bersedia menikahi Maureen, karena ia sendiri mempunyai rencananya sendiri dan dengan hadirnya Maureen sebagai Istrinya dapat memuluskan rencananya. Di tengah perjalanan pernikahannya dengan Patrick, Maureen harus mengambil keputusan, bertahan di sisi Patrick atau pergi dari sisinya?

Janine was in love with Patrick. However, Patrick was very much in love with her twin sister, Jane. When the two got married, Janine’s world fell apart. She left the country to mend her broken heart. Three years later, Jane begged her to replaced her twin’s position as being the Vice President of Patrick’s company because Jane is leaving her husband for good. Janine went back to the country with her two-year old son. To her surprise, Patrick hated Jane so much to the point that he even denied having a child with her. Patrick also hated her for whatever reason she couldn’t understand. Would she allow herself to get hurt again? And could Patrick forgive Janine for hiding her child that was his?

Sylvia Torres has always had a crush on Alex jones until she kissed quiet Patrick to prove otherwise. Now to keep up with her lie, she must be closer to Patrick or else be humiliated by Alex's girlfriend. But what happens when real feelings set in and there's more to Patrick and Alex than just total opposites at school? Find out in this emotional rollercoaster....

Alpha King Patrick's lover Gabrielle was murdered by rogues. Gloria, his mate, was his prime suspect. Gloria was desperate to explain herself, but Patrick was traumatized and locked her up. After Gloria was released, her wolf turned timid. Patrick was surprised that Gloria's affection for him was waning, though he did not reject her. At the same time, the truth was about to be revealed...

Loveth Logan, a 20-year-old woman, was employed as a maid in Master Patrick's mansion. Patrick Anderson, a billionaire CEO, came back home one night, got drunk, and slept with Loveth. His family found out and sent her away. After realizing she was pregnant, they forced her to abort it. Patrick searched for Loveth and later discovered her with twins. Will she accept him? Find out.

Lucas Zander Maxime, merupakan sosok mafia kejam yang dicari-cari di seluruh penjuru kota. Kepintaran dan kelicikan otaknya, membuat segala aksinya sulit dilacak oleh pihak berwajib. Namun, seorang agen wanita bernama Numa Kamala Loyd. Muncul mendekatinya dan coba memikat hati sang mafia, ia ditugaskan untuk memata-matai Lucas dan mencari banyak bukti. Lambat laun, Lucas terpikat pada kecantikan gadis itu dan memilih menikahinya. Namun, Lucas masih belum tahu bahwa ternyata istrinya itu adalah seorang agen rahasia yang ditugaskan untuk menangkapnya. Apakah Lucas akan mengetahuinya?