Patrick Star Funny Novels & Stories

I expect for her to be pissed because I hurt her brother, but she throws her head back and laughs till her face turns red from laughing too hard. Marlon stares at his sister, his teeth grinding with anger. “It's not even funny, Maybelline.” “Oh Marlon, it's so funny! It's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! For once in your life, someone is standing up to you!” “Hello!” Marlon points to his swollen eye. “He took your advice too well, and gave me a black eye a few minutes ago!” Nurse Maybellline holds her finger up, as if begging him not to humor her anymore because she can't take it.

She yelled back as she sat, her mouth full of popcorns still. L chuckled. “Wow, Karate Kid, you look funny!” He teased as he pointed at Patrice’s face. Patrice wrinkled her nose and smacked L’s arm several times. “OW OW OW OW!” He winced in pain. “It hurts!!!!” He complained. Patrice rolled her eyes on L. “Sometimes, I think you’re pain tolerance is for gays.” She mumbled. L chuckled as he pulled Patrice in, trapped in his arms. Patrice tried to pull away but L was incredibly strong and yes, he was holding her down.

“Confess. You don’t want to share a room because you’re ashamed to be discovered jacking off with your newly discovered p*rn book.” Patrick sputtered while everyone laughed. Even Farrah couldn’t contain her laughter. “How did you know that I have a new p*rn book? Did you read it? Are you even allowed to read those things?!” “I didn’t say I read them. I just saw it on your luggage, degenerate.” Everyone laughed again. Patrick cursed, saying that he was nothing but a man in his prime; what’s weird about those? Soon the laughter died out; everyone resumed their seriousness, ready to address the most crucial matter.

Patrick, for his part, looks extremely uncomfortable and embarrassed. “Go ahead,” Carter says, poking Patrick’s arm.

"What is that?" Carson asked, pointing a finger at Patrick's neck. "Holy Goddess..." and even Edward comes and looks closely at his neck. "Man," Carson says, laughing out loud, "I don't know how to tell you, but you just made your best friend proud!" and patting him on the back, he starts laughing. "That's the effect of a good fuck!" But hearing it, Patrick feels a little embarrassed.

Payton only held his stomach taking his own good time laughing his heart out, and stood straight as she began to glare him like an angry lioness. She rested her hands on her butt, fumed in anger as she glared him with the deadliest of her looks with no blinks at all. Payton put a finger on his lips but ended laughing out loud again. There was seemingly some funny scene from a funny movie was going on, he supposed. Well, it really was a movie playing in front of him itself.

“Mind if I cut in?” Liam and I stop sparring. “I´m just going to go take a break.” Liam moves to the side to drink water, as Patrick peels his shirt off. Yup, this isn´t distracting at all. These guys clearly hate wearing shirts. “Show me what you got, Laura.” “You asked for it.”

“Oh, come on, Mang Pedring! Look at me—I look gorgeous! So feminine! And you still call me Pating? I told you, I am Patty!” Patty huffed dramatically, then suddenly beamed when Carl stepped out of the car. “Ayy! You didn’t tell me the future prince of Barrio Sais was with you! Hi, Papa Carl…” Patty flirted shamelessly, even flicking back his nonexistent long hair. Izzy couldn’t help but laugh loudly when she saw the look Carl gave her. He looked like he was begging for help, especially when Patty suddenly wrapped his arms around Carl’s waist. “Help…”

he asked slyly. I turned around so he couldn’t see my smile. “I like a guy who has fun inside the rules.” Patrick sighed heavily and drooped his head. “I thought you might have admired the creativity.” I stared at him blankly and just shook my head, laughing.

April could afford a smile as she hugged her mother tight on the shoulder. Some one cleared his voice” do you mind telling me what is making you happy? Just a moment ago you two were arguing, not that I care about it, but I know it is just something evil” Patrick commented with a don’t care look. He had drunk a little and it was making him feel free to state his mind.