Patrick Star Funny Novels & Stories

He stuck his tongue out. "I still hate you." "My name is Star." "I don't care. I'm not calling you Star." "Okay." "I'm calling you Miss Annoying." Star nodded. "That works too." Liam narrowed his eyes. "Why aren't you mad?" "Should I be?" "Yes!" "...Why?" "'Cause everyone gets mad!" Star couldn't help laughing softly. "I'm sorry." "Don't laugh!" "I wasn't laughing at you." "You were!" "I wasn't." "You were!"

Do we agree? — What happened to our no- strings- attached sex? — It as just became exclusive sex. —Patrick, I don't do boyfriends. I don't like serious relationships. —I won’t pretend this one to be, I'll try to make you laugh three times an hour. —But Patrick, what about... —I'll explain everything later, now get naked and put on those blue heels I bought you, I know you liked them very much, so I’mm looking forward to fucking you while you wear them.

“That’s so cruel—“ Dramatically, Paxton placed is hand all over his chest as if to pretend that he was hurt. Too unlucky for him, unfortunately Rio isn’t going to buy that one. “Even now.” She cut him off, grinning. The latter’s eyes widened. “You couldn’t be serious, can’t you?” He gulps. Rio burst out laughing, as she couldn’t hold it back anymore. She holds her stomach as her laughter bounced back, and echoed. “You should have seen yourself!” She giggles. “It was priceless!”

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His expression had changed; his eyes flickered from his phone to me. My chest tightened. I hated how strongly I felt something was wrong. I turned toward the whispers, and every single person had their phone out. Without thinking, I reached for Caden's phone, desperate to see what they were currently feeding on. My eyes landed on the caption. HOCKEY STAR CADEN DUKE’S MYSTERY GIRL REVEALED. I didn’t just freeze; my muscles contracted, my eyes widened, my breath hitched, stuck in my throat.

"Ha ha ha , i'm serious" I smile and look at harry and he looks right back at me with his charming smile and i think that this time ,if i fall, there will be someone to catch me . I think I should let go for once and let the universe take me where I'm supposed to go. So i do that and forget my fears and I lean in and kiss him with all of me . Someone honks nearby breaking our kiss. harry clears his throat and says . "So I was thinking starbucks , we can have donuts or something? "

"Exactly, I am your GIRL-FRIEND and your brother is my BOY-FRIEND" "Yay," he squeals and jumps down from the couch running towards Liam. "Liam sis Scarlet is my girlfriend " I hear him yelling. "Scarlet do I even want to know?" Liam voice chimed in. "NO, cook my chicken " I yell back watching Paw patrol for the first time. I find it ridiculous but I don't understand why I am still watching it. The three of us were Munching on the Spicy chicken, moaning at the taste.

I expect for her to be pissed because I hurt her brother, but she throws her head back and laughs till her face turns red from laughing too hard. Marlon stares at his sister, his teeth grinding with anger. “It's not even funny, Maybelline.” “Oh Marlon, it's so funny! It's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! For once in your life, someone is standing up to you!” “Hello!” Marlon points to his swollen eye. “He took your advice too well, and gave me a black eye a few minutes ago!” Nurse Maybellline holds her finger up, as if begging him not to humor her anymore because she can't take it.

She yelled back as she sat, her mouth full of popcorns still. L chuckled. “Wow, Karate Kid, you look funny!” He teased as he pointed at Patrice’s face. Patrice wrinkled her nose and smacked L’s arm several times. “OW OW OW OW!” He winced in pain. “It hurts!!!!” He complained. Patrice rolled her eyes on L. “Sometimes, I think you’re pain tolerance is for gays.” She mumbled. L chuckled as he pulled Patrice in, trapped in his arms. Patrice tried to pull away but L was incredibly strong and yes, he was holding her down.

“Confess. You don’t want to share a room because you’re ashamed to be discovered jacking off with your newly discovered p*rn book.” Patrick sputtered while everyone laughed. Even Farrah couldn’t contain her laughter. “How did you know that I have a new p*rn book? Did you read it? Are you even allowed to read those things?!” “I didn’t say I read them. I just saw it on your luggage, degenerate.” Everyone laughed again. Patrick cursed, saying that he was nothing but a man in his prime; what’s weird about those? Soon the laughter died out; everyone resumed their seriousness, ready to address the most crucial matter.