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Crazy Adventures

Crazy Adventures

I said giggling. "It has no fucking arms or legs; how could it possibly know Kun-fu?". Marina just laughed and said "It has a fucking kick alright" We both giggled again. A devious smile formed on Marina’s pretty pink lips. If I didn't know better, I'd even say she was drooling a little. Suddenly, pink bitch started dancing all over the table, bumping and grinding and vibrating.
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Waves Of POSSESSIVENESS First Series

Waves Of POSSESSIVENESS First Series

Pashika feared Neil's words but got relaxed with his next words. "So relax, okay, and forget about everything, just focus on your ANGRY GORILLA. We'll handle your problem. bubbles", NEIL finished speaking and Her mouth was wide open. Neil was loudly laughing at her reaction. "Hahaha, it's okay your Angry Gorilla knows what kind of nickname you gave him", Neil made fun of Pashika. "Bubbles! Do you want to go shopping?”, Neil asked as the movie was near the end. "No! Why are you asking?" ..., Pashika asked him.
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Twin Alphas' abused mate

Twin Alphas' abused mate

My eyebrows knit together, why is that funny? “Zander balanced a whole pizza there once, still in its box. Then he started to fall asleep and his head hit the corner. The pizza flew through the air and hit the wall before sliding down it, all the way to the floor. He thought it was hilarious. That pizza was half mine.” he pouts and looks like he was genuinely sad about his lost pizza and a giggle escapes me. Maybe he isn’t so frightening after all. “When I was little I saw Finding Nemo, it was a treat for my birthday.” Christian looks at me warmly.
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Played In Thirty Days

Played In Thirty Days

He stepped closer to where she was still pressed against the glass, attracting more fishes to peer at her, having the time of her life and began to point out the fishes and their names. "This here is an angelfish, look at the stripes on it's body, the one currently opening it's mouth with you is a..." "Goldfish!" She blurted out in delight and laughed. " I know a few things about fishes." "Ahh... Who would've thought?"
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The Race Against Death's Door

The Race Against Death's Door

She’s pissed now with all their teasing. Andrik picked up a few shrimps from her plate. “Well, at least you brought more shrimps, right?” he smirked. Yekaterina gave him the middle finger before she started eating, ignoring them as they laugh about the shrimps. “You guys seriously have bizarre sense of humor.” She remarked, wondering why they find the shrimp so funny. “At least you’ve confirmed it’s her so you can sleep soundly.” Tradd smiled. “I know. “
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Second Time, Mrs. Ricciardi

Second Time, Mrs. Ricciardi

Gabby wore pink glitter sunglasses and named every fish like they were members of her palace staff. “That one’s Princess Bubble.” “That’s a clownfish,” Xavier said. “She can have two jobs.” Mama bought too many souvenirs because “they’re still little, Ara, don’t be stingy like a Swiss accountant.” Papá bought more at the shop next door when Mama wasn’t looking. In the end, we came home with two stuffed sharks, one plastic crown, an octopus-shaped fridge magnet, and Al crying because Gabby said his shark “had no emotional depth.”
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LOVE BEYOND THE PAIN

LOVE BEYOND THE PAIN

Schools of brilliantly colored fish swam overhead, translucent jellyfish glowed beneath soft blue lights, and enormous sharks drifted silently above them. "Don't be scared, sweetheart," Baskara said when Caca instinctively hid behind Aurelia as one of the sharks passed overhead. "I'm not scared, Papa. I'm just... a little nervous," she admitted honestly, making both adults laugh. They spent quite a while in the interactive exhibit, where children could gently touch sea stars and sea cucumbers. After hesitating for a moment, Caca finally reached out and poked a bright orange sea star. "Lia! It's so slimy!" she squealed between giggles.
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Trapped in Love With the CEO

Trapped in Love With the CEO

After they left the restaurant, Lucas took Harry to eat ice cream, and after finishing the ice cream, Lucas then took his small family for a walk to the giant aquarium to see the fish. Harry was so delighted to see the fish in the tunnels of the giant aquarium. "Papa, look, there's a wide fish!" exclaimed Harry joyfully as he saw the large Stingray swimming near the aquarium glass. "That's called a Stingray, son, not a wide fish!" replied Lucas, explaining.
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DANGEROUS LIAISONS

DANGEROUS LIAISONS

He chuckled slightly as he gestured to the fishes. "This one is a Killifish" I wasn't really paying attention but it was nice to watch him be relaxed for a change. "That's a Labyrinth fish" he continued to do so but I couldn't even complain because for the first time, I was seeing a different side of him from the cold persona he has built up in the past week. "Mommy, let's go see a dolphin, that man keeps talking about the fishes and because of that, I'm not able to enjoy watching them swim around." A young boy who was standing with his mother not far away from us cried loudly.
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