Patrick Starfish Funny Novels & Stories

emoji. Logan replied, "No, don't overthink it. This is my problem." I rolled my eyes. It was the same tired breakup line every jerk used, with nothing original about it. Once I was done ranting in my head, I slipped into my sweetest, most innocent act and sent a dramatic crying sticker. "You don't have to comfort me. I know I'm not good enough for you. You deserve someone better. I wish you a happy life." Logan went still, his chest tightening before he even knew why.

"Unfortunately, she’s trying to bait a goldfish but accidentally hooked a great white shark." Alaric raised an eyebrow, amusement flickering in his eyes. "I’d be flattered if you weren’t comparing me to a man-eating fish." "Hey, sharks are cool!" I defended, giggling. "Besides, you’re definitely the sexy shark type." He chuckled and shook his head, clearly trying not to smile too hard. I relaxed back into the seat, feeling a lot better. Lisa had no idea what she was messing with. Whatever she had planned, we’d be ready.

Conversely, the curious aggregation of parrotfishes drew near to investigate, but only to swim away so fast as though something had scared them. Eventually, my feet landed on the dark-colored rocks of seabed amidst the luxuriant thicket of yellow staghorn reefs and the variety of small colorful fishes that swam away from our intruding presence. Following this, her right fingers spider-danced on my firm chest before she drew tiny shapes over my heart. Noticeably, they spelled the word “cursed.” Fuck! I knew what that implied. The vanished smile wiped any form of beautiful goodness from her face and only pure evil ugliness was left in the contours. She downturned her kissable lips in contempt.

We began to move and entered the waterpark, paid the fee, and explore inside. As we strolled inside the waterpark, seeing all the different types of oceanic animals, Kofi was so happy while looking at them. He looked like a child, with his smile never faded every time he saw another type of fish. "Chris!" He happily pointed to a fish, and it's a clownfish. "It's a clownfish! I wanted to see this in real life!" He happily explained while he followed the clownfish swimming.

But I could hear the small layer beneath it, like glass being scratched very softly. Poppy looked at him. “Why?” “Because fish are busy swimming.” She considered that. “That’s true. Fish don’t have gossip accounts.” “Very lucky.” “I want to be a fish when people are annoying.” “You’ll get bored.” “I can be a mermaid fish. With a glitter tail.” “Of course.” “And you can be a shark.” “Why am I a shark?” “Because you have a face that...” She held Sebastian’s cheeks in both hands and squeezed them a little. I nearly died on the spot. “Serious. Shark face. Handsome shark.”

My heartbeat skyrockets, and I take slow breaths to not hyperventilate until the merchant talks again, freeing me from my pain. “The fish are totally fine,” he says with a crooked smile, not even hiding that he is mocking me. “Safer for the pups than a Golden Retriever.” My eyes move back onto the creature, who is now slowly closing its mouth again, the pressure lifting from inside my head. “But I have something else that will interest you too in such situations,” he snorts, lifting a glass. I take a step back as an eel-like worm moves in circles, bile rising in my throat. “Ever heard of soul-eating worms? They are especially popular among your kin.”

We walked to the tunnel where it travels around the aquarium. "Sharks!" I pointed at the sharks who pass by. "Stingrays." Jayson pointed at the stingrays. "What is that?" I pointed at the weird fish. "It looks like you.." He touched my nose and I pouted "That fish looks like you.." I pointed at the ugly fish. "I'm more handsome than that." "Oh yeah?" I chuckled. "Hey let's see the dolphin's show!" He pulled me to the dolphins venue. We sat in the middle row. The show started as we sat down.

I slide over to her putting the dummy in her mouth, which makes the small guy shout once again. "What are you doing?!" He shouts towards me, I hold my hands up in surrender once again, last time I try to help someone. "I was just helping the baby," I mutter, does this guy need to show us he's tough even with his size? The taller guy pulls Rick over the counter and to the floor to join our group, he proceeds to pace around the shop floor for a little while, his eyes looking over the group than down and something in his hands, from afar it looked like a little photo that you could fit in your wallet.

Don’t make me nervous! “I’m here Amira-” “Ahhhh!” I screamed in shock when that familiar voice spoke beside me. I looked at him and he is already chuckling at me because of my reaction. He really loves to shock me, every time! “I’m sorry,” He said, still chuckling.”I just got a starfish. You don’t want to learn to swim so you can’t see the beauty under the water, so I just brought it to you,” He said and smiled at me. I eyed him angrily. He handed me a pink starfish. I looked at it and took it with my one hand. I don’t want to drown so I can’t took off my other hand off the boat.

"What the heck? Who was that poking me?" Minerva trembled when she saw that the starfish that she poked earlier rose from the sand. And what was buried in there was a huge starfish that had small starfish on its hands. A huge eye was in the center while its mouth was on the body that was on the ground. "Waaah!" "What was it? What happened?" "Daddy! Mommy!" Minerva covered her face and unexpectedly cried. She did not want to, but she was truly scared! In addition, that odd-looking creature in front of her gave her a fright!