Third Wheel
As my best friend, I know his eyes are brown and caring, but after listening to these women, I need to look closer at them.
Madison passes.
“The penis,” Martha blurts.
“I call bullshit stating they aren’t sexy,” Reagan argues. “We enjoy them, we need them, but sexy They are not.”
Others agree.
“Powerful thighs make me hot,” Martha amends.
“I...Well, I must admit there are sexy cocks out there,” I protest. “When they groom them and...” I demonstrate length with my hands. “I’ve even seen one tilt to the right that was magnificent.”
Again, all eyes bug out in my direction. When will I learn? Why do I even open my mouth? This is not a group of adventurous, worldly ladies. I need to keep most of