Period Pooh Meme Novels & Stories

 ~AUTHOR'S POV~

He looks like a trying hard doing that. "I thought pouting is cute?" He blabbing pouting again. "Haha who said that? Idiot." "I read that on the news feed of a famous social media. It says, guys who did that usually gets women's attention." He explained more. "Hahaha and you believe that? Gosh Ace, you are old enough to know that it was a meme or a preference of some woman but not all." "Yeah I know dzuh." He flipped his keys and opened the door of his room.

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Mentions, messages, tags. My stomach tightened as I opened one. It was a meme caricature of my old picture. There was a poop emoji on top of my head, my brown eyes were replaced with a red laser, and a boldly written text on the picture said ‘SLUT’. I groaned and locked my phone immediately. But it was too late. I’d already seen it. Another buzz. Then another. Curiosity got the better of me again. I saw a particular message from a private page in my DM.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

I part my legs, ready for her partner to have all the fun he wants. It is pure terrific pleasure. *** Seated on the bed and dressed up for dinner, my cheeks burn badly as I scroll through screenshots of memes and comments about that picture of Alexander and me. Layla and Jordyn sent them to the group chat, with endless laughing emojis. One of the memes says: ‘POV: You finally reconnect with your long-lost love after years of separation, but it’s your ovulation day.’ I shake my head, laughing in disbelief. My mom has sent dozens of messages. I’m ignoring her for now. I read more comments:

I_pooped YOUR EDUCATION STARTS HERE. NEXT TIME, JUST SAY 'DRAMA QUEEN' INSTEAD OF SAYING DRAMATIC. Will_the_devil ...YOU MEAN 'DRAMA PEASANT?' I_pooped -_- BOI, IF YOU DON'T... Will_the_devil OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME? IT'S TIME FOR MY DINNER. I_pooped WTF?! AT 7 FRICKING PM? Will_the_devil ... I_pooped