Petty Captions For Instagram Novels & Stories

One person took a photo of herself with her eyes closed and captioned it: [Let me hear what you're thinking. Another had her eyes open in a photo and captioned it: [It says it won't bite.] There was another photo taken of the courtroom projection screen showing Petra's two hands on Curt's back and the paw hanging in midair, captioned: [It won't bite, she says.] Everything Petra had once been proudest of—the ability to talk to animals and the live stream that 30,000 people had watched—was now the heaviest stone the internet hurled at her.

One showed me standing beside the café window, absentmindedly watching people outside. Another captured me reading campaign notes while waiting for my coffee. The third was blurred slightly, taken while I laughed at something she'd said. The final photograph simply showed me looking down into my cup, completely unaware of the camera. There was only one caption. "Skönhet." Beauty. Nothing else. No explanation, no hashtags, not even publicity tag. Just one word. Thousands of people had already liked it. The comments multiplied every second. Fashion accounts immediately reposted the images. Entertainment pages translated the caption within minutes.

Almost everyone at school knew about their prom-at- home party because April had gone live on social media, showing off her designer's outfit which was a limited edition, Sarah who wore a chef look with a makeover that made her so gorgeous. She even captioned under her picture; 𝐼 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑒𝑥𝑦 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼'𝑚 𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑓 𝑠𝑜 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑖𝑡. And then, there was Yara wearing a butterfly look which April made her open an I*******m account and caption something that read; 𝐵𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚� � 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝐼. It pretty much made sense, the caption.

I asked, glancing up at him. “Very,” he said without looking up. “Planning to show off your latest purchase?” He looked down at me, a sly grin forming on his lips. “Actually, I thought these would be great for our social media presence. Gotta keep up appearances, right?” “Right.” He tapped away on his phone, presumably posting the photos. “There we go. Breadcrumbs to keep the pigeons at bay.” I peered over his shoulder, noticing the caption: “Enjoying the day with my favorite passenger.” It already had a bunch of likes.

"Follow it, I'll follow you back." Be curious! I immediately went to Instagram. I looked for the account name and found it. I pressed the 'Follow' tab. On her profile photo, there was a photo of Kacey's wearing a baseball cap. But, there was something that got my attention. In the info section, it was written 'Moody, Floaty, Fire, and DESIRE!' Damn! This one girl could not stop make me blown away.

**VIVIAN’S POV** I made the mistake of opening I.n.s.t.a.g.r.a.m. The notification count was in the thousands. Tens of thousands. My phone was burning hot in my hand from all the activity. I clicked on my latest post. A photo from six months ago. Me and Ethan at a park, smiling. The caption: *My beautiful boy. Forever grateful for motherhood.* The comments section was a war zone. *“Your boy? Girl, that’s HER son. You stole him.”*

She pulls out her phone. I kiss the side of her head when she takes the picture. Her smile brightens as she shows me the picture. She goes into a whole detailed explanation as to how to upload a picture. She chooses a filter. She pauses and looks over at me. “What’s wrong?” I ask her. “What do I caption it?” she asks. I look at the picture. “How about breakfast with the hubby?” that’s sounds like something a wife would say. She smiles brightly. She begins typing. I watch.

I asked, “What kind of caption? I don’t know what to write…” Without a word, Dolly dropped a whole list of lines into our chat. I picked one, paired it with my photo, and nervously posted it to my social media page.

Follow me on insta Minie_polo is my id. I read a quote on insta two days back and I really loved that. Want to share it with all of you also “You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness” Isn’t it nice??? So , peepos Love you all I will meet you babies next time with an update.

And again. Then I jumped over to I*******m. There she was, standing barefoot in the sand in this flowy cream-colored outfit, all ruffles and sunshine and pure boho magic. Her curls wild. Her smile smug. The caption? “sunlit + slightly salty // catch me where the wifi’s weak but the vibes are strong. #beachbabeontherun #wanderwithblue #tonedefteddystourbusmate?” I laughed. Of course she did.