Phoebe Buffay Quotes Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

"And in case you have forgotten, I don't have any interest in anyone at the moment by choice...there is no way I am going to end up stuck in this town for the rest of my life." "You will if your dear old dad has anything to say about it," warned Phoebe. "Why don't you at least go out and live a little...nobody is saying you have to have a man's baby just indulge in a little bit of fun now and again it'll be good for you...might loosen up the stick you have up your butt that keeps making you a buzz killer."

The questions ranged from random pop culture trivia to obscure history facts, and by the end of the night, their team-made up of Lena, Jessie, and a few people they'd met at the bar-was actually in the lead. When the final question came up, Jessie elbowed Lena with a grin. "Okay, genius, this one's all you." Lena laughed, reading the question on the screen: Which 1990s TV show featured a character named Phoebe Buffay, who was known for singing the song 'Smelly Cat'? Without missing a beat, Lena hit the buzzer. "Friends," she answered confidently. The announcer confirmed her answer, and their team erupted into cheers. Lena laughed along with them, feeling lighter than she had in days. Maybe t

The closer I got, the more relieved I felt from the ant bites; it was like he was a repellent to these ants. “Jeez, I wonder where Phoebe and her mother got such a strong aphrodisiac from. Just look at you, staring at me like I was a slice of pizza. It would be interesting to see you make the first move, Sheila,” he said mockingly, making me feel so embarrassed.

Laura said, looking hurt. "What happened? Did something go wrong?" "They called me stupid... and an idiot." Hearing this, Phoebe felt a pang in her heart. Laura was being bullied again. "Try not to pay attention to what they say, alright?" Phoebe didn't know how else to comfort her. "Phoebe, I feel like I'm different from them." "Why do you think that?" "I..." She bit her lip, then forced a smile. "It's nothing, I don't mind. I won't give up!"

She cared. "Yes Abigail, don't talk again, we've forgiven you before you apologized". Dad said smiling. I nodded, as tears trickled down my cheeks. "Don't cry". Mom said, wiping off the tears. Phoebe walked in with a maid behind her, she sat at the edge of the bed. They made out what was with her. "I am going to feed you this food which you must not refuse". Phoebe said happily. "You are going to be late for school". I reminded her in a concerned tone.

Both Phoebe and I shake our heads vigorously at that. "Are you out of your mind, Alex!" Phoebe whisper shouts. "You can go ahead if you want to. I am going to be stuck on this chair the entire time." I reply. I was way too shy to approach some guys, and moreover, I didn't have enough energy to put on a smile and act all cute.

“Oh, you better. Because tonight’s the night—you’re going to choose. Me or her. I’m tired of competing.” “I… guys, I think you should—” “No one’s talking to you, Alexis!” Phoebe snapped. “Okay, I won’t allow you to disrespect my friend like that,” Harvey shot back, stepping forward. “Oh why? Because she’s so special to you?” Phoebe’s voice dripped with venom. “With her pity story—oh look, it’s the poor girl with a crackhead for a mom and lost her dad's support because she couldn’t stop chasing dick that didn’t want her!”

"I always said you would be able to keep your body even after your thirties! "Thirty with a face of fifteen" playing Phoebe Hills, pinching my cheeks with her pointed blue nails. I grumble, she hugs me tightly. "We miss you, weird.” "We even thought that you didn't want us to be part of the most important moment of your life," says Victoria Watson, making an effort to hug me with Phoebe still squeezing her arms around me.

“Don’t you think you are putting our child at risk by hiding such crucial information from...?” “Spare me all of that!” Phoebe snapped as her fury took the best part of her. “Who do you think you are to tell me what is good and not good for my child? Where were you all of these years? Did you know when he grew his first two teeth? Were you there when he uttered his first words? No, you were not.”