Funniest Glee Quotes Novels & Stories

I mouth off to them, and they made up what I was saying. “I’m a Pumpernickel fart. Now that’s rude,” Gio chuckles. “She’s saying you love goat cheese,” Justine giggles. “No, Lola’s saying she wants to make goat cheese and cause us to have pumpernickel farts,” Markum finishes. I forgot what I was trying to say, as laughter is the best medicine, even if it hurts now. My silent giggle is cute, helping me forget my worries. Seeing their happy faces adds to my healing, making me feel grateful to have them.

"Sorry, sorry." Sylvester wiped his tears from laughing too hard but Gia knitted her brows telling that he was dead now. *l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l*

𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗹. RONAN'S POV: "And then she said, "Hell no! My nails will break!" And I swear, I wanted to rip my hair off! If only it was allowed, I would 've tossed her into the mud." We laughed at Nica's story and Gabe almost fell from his chair. "Man Nica! I wish you were my classmate back in highshool. You, Zannie and Nic must have had a h*ll of a time together." Isaac said and she took a sip from her drink.

"Fun? This isn't funny! It's using my own weakness against me! This is unfair!" "Not to you. To me, it is." Quinnel replied with a smirk saying the same words Zaire had said to him earlier. "Navaeh, you like a bad person." Zaire said shaking his head at his friend. Quinnel's eyes widened at his sentence and Zaire stuck out his tongue at his friend with a smirk. Ashley turned her head to Navaeh to tease her to see the girl wasn't even looking at her intentionally. "Hey, Quinnel?" Navaeh called suddenly turning to the phone on the floor with a panicked face and Quinnel looked at the phone beside Zaire.

" 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 , 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 " - UNKNOWN QOUTES - ZI ARA " 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒉𝒉𝒉, 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 " 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎.

To say it has been entertaining would be an understatement of the century. “Oh my gosh!! I cannot breathe. HAHAHAHA!!” I was currently rolling on the floor laughing. The guys have been picking up girls by using the worst line ever. My favorite so far was the line Kaiden used on a poor innocent girl. He got a slap in return. “Hey can you spell ‘ME’?” Kaiden asked. “M-E." The girl said. Kaiden smirked. “You forgot the ‘D.’” “There is no ‘D’ in ‘Me’.”

I asked, silencing everyone. “BOOOO! Buzz kill, party of one”, Gabe suddenly says, making us all erupt into laughter. “I still have your proposal video on my phone. I used to watch it when I missed you”! “Awe Gabe, that’s so sweet”, I tell him, making him laugh. “I still remember that whole speech too”, I admit. “Yeah?” Spin suddenly chimed in. “What about that speech stuck with you Loyalty”? “The part where you made it my choice”, I tell him and he rolls his eyes at me. To this, I poke my tongue out!

“Shush! You are so disgusting, Glen.” “What? I didn’t mean you should have gone full grotesque like animal sacrifices and shit like that.” He turned to Una and gave a weird curtsy. “Apologies for my filthy mouth.” He then turned to Liezel again. “Just something more entertaining than the spooky banner, jack-o’-lanterns, and those other kids’ stuff.” Dismissing his comment, Liezel rolled her eyes and smiled at her best friend. “You’re late. I thought you changed your mind and decided not to come.”

"Not competing just... sorry for being a dick last night. Heavens, take her pain and give it to me, my love, for I cannot bear to see you suffer." I froze, pulling back to stare at him. "What? Heavens what? Did you just quote a soap opera?" He grinned sheepish, ears red now. "Yeah, watched some clips online thought it sounded romantic, like those dramatic guys on TV. 'My darling, your tears are daggers to my soul let me mend your broken heart with my eternal devotion.'" I cracked up so hard I snorted, falling back on the towel, him hovering over me laughing too. "Oh God, stop you sound like a bad actor! 'Eternal devotion'? Who talks like that?"

I said but I was still crying. "You don't want them to apologize but you're crying?, Stick to one thing." Jason joked and i shot him a look. "The highlight of today is steak." Mom said and the moment she said it, I stopped crying and smiled in Glee. "Is that true?" I couldn't hide my excitement. "How did she go from being sad to being happy in few seconds?" Ethan asked in confusion. "Beats me." Max said and we all walked into the dinning room. "Welcome home Eve." Grandma Nini said once we were all sitting.