Pinoy Humor Jokes

Depuis deux ans, Athéna n'a connu que la souffrance. Pour mettre fin à ses tourments et à ceux de son peuple, elle reçoit la mission d'assassiner un homme qui a prouvé à maintes reprises son invincibilité. Drogo Aloysius. Le Seigneur Démon. Elle est promise à lui, avec pour mission de tuer le Seigneur Démon afin que son peuple soit à jamais en sécurité. Mais que se passera-t-il lorsqu'elle sera séquestrée dans son sombre antre, reconnue comme son âme sœur et comblée de ses attentions ? Athéna réussira-t-elle sa mission et sauvera-t-elle son peuple, ou choisira-t-elle le Seigneur Démon plutôt que tous ceux qu'elle a connus ?

He wasn’t searching for love. He wasn’t ready for him. But some things—like family, and falling—happen when you least expect them. When Ezra Anderson's sister dies, he inherits three young children and a crumbling rural property he's nowhere near prepared for. Overwhelmed, heartbroken, and freshly dumped, Ezra turns to the one person he shouldn't: Sebastian Brown—the gentle, steady Omega child psychologist he once shared one reckless night with... and never dared to call back. Sebastian offers a safe harbor. Routine. Warm hands and a softer kind of strength Ezra didn’t know he craved. What starts as survival—two men building a life for three grieving kids—soon strains under the weight of something deeper. The Omega in Sebastian draws Ezra like gravity, making every glance burn and every touch linger. The lines between family and something more blur until Ezra can no longer pretend. One night becomes two. Secrets slip into routines. And somewhere between sneaking into beds at night and morning coffee, Ezra faces the one truth he swore he'd never have to: He might not be as straight, or as strong, as he thought. As his Alpha instincts pull him closer to Sebastian’s Omega warmth, the world outside keeps pressing in. Desire stops hiding. And when the outside world comes knocking, Ezra is forced to choose: Keep pretending... or hold on to the only thing that feels like home. SNEAK PEEK: “I’m not in love with you. I just… don’t know how to breathe when you’re not there.” - Ezra “I’m not gay. I’m just yours.” - Ezra “You keep saying you’re not mine… but you keep choosing me.” - Sebastian “You’re allowed to love me, you know.” - Sebastian NB: 18+ (Tissues highly recommended.)

Setelah beberapa tahun menikah tanpa dikaruniai keturunan, Tama tiba-tiba memutuskan untuk menceraikan istrinya. Keputusan itu disampaikannya dengan dingin, membuat sang istri terkejut dan tak percaya. Awalnya, Tama pernah berjanji bahwa ia tidak akan mempermasalahkan soal anak, namun kini ia berdalih bahwa keluarganya menginginkan keturunan dan ia berniat menikah lagi. Sang istri, yang sedih namun tetap berusaha tegar, menuntut penjelasan yang masuk akal. Namun Tama tetap kukuh pada keputusannya dan bahkan melarang istrinya menuntut harta gono-gini. Dengan tenang, sang istri menyerahkan sebuah amplop yang selama ini ia simpan—hasil pemeriksaan rumah sakit yang membuktikan bahwa sebenarnya bukan dirinya yang bermasalah dalam hal keturunan. Di luar dugaan, percakapan mereka ternyata disaksikan oleh ibu mertua dan keluarga Tama yang sengaja menguping. Fakta mengejutkan yang dibawa oleh sang istri mengguncang Tama, membuatnya sadar bahwa ia telah salah menilai dan membuat keputusan yang gegabah. Namun semua sudah terlambat, karena sang istri sudah siap melepaskannya tanpa penyesalan.

Zain punya segalanya, kecuali cinta. Entah mengapa, setiap pacarnya akan menyelingkuhinya! Puncaknya adalah tunangan Zain juga melakukan hal yang sama! Saat sedang frustasi, Zain teringat akan kesalahannya pada mantan kekasihnya—Aletta. Diputuskan sepihak, gadis itu pernah mendoakannya agar tak bisa bahagia dengan siapa pun! Apakah kutukan itu nyata? Lantas, bagaimana nasib Zain selanjutnya? Spin-Off 'Disayang Bayi Tampan, Dipinang Pamannya Yang Arogan'

She returned to bury her father. Instead, she was forced to marry his enemy’s son. - Rosalind Marlow returns to New York to settle her father’s affairs, once one of the city’s most feared mafia bosses, only to find he died beside his greatest rival… and left behind a contract binding her to the rival’s son. Viktor Marino is cold, calculating, and infuriatingly magnetic. Rosa has no intention of becoming anyone’s pawn, not in grief, not in business, and definitely not in bed. But Viktor plays a long game, and with every stare, every challenge, he pulls her deeper into a world of secrets, power, and heat. She was raised to be untouchable. He was born to conquer. And in the space between vengeance and desire, who is going to lose control first? (Contains mature and dark content) ***** EXCERPT ‘Why would you want to leave this behind?’ he growled in my ear, his chest rumbling against my back. Because I can’t trust you. Because I don’t know what I want. ‘Because it’s cruel,’ I whispered. And then he pulled away, leaving me trembling, desperate, and furious.” ❦

Bagaimana jadinya jika dunia yang di kira baik-baik saja ternyata akan tenggelam? Saat bencana terjadi, demi menyusul sang Ibu, Zea menempuh perjalanan 3 jam menggunakan motor, sayangnya dia terlambat dan tertinggal. Zea harus berjuang untuk bertahan hidup di tengah lautan bersama teman-teman baru yang di temuinya. Akankah Zea menemui daratan dan memulai hidup baru?

“I’ll turn ruins into homes, no matter who stands in my way.” —Elara “In a world of power, she’s the only one who defies me.” —Veylen Elara Cruz is an idealistic architect determined to honor her late father’s legacy by building homes for the people. But her world collapses when Adrian Veylen, the world’s first trillionaire and ruthless tycoon, buys out all her projects overnight. Furious and heartbroken, Elara accepts a position in his company—not to serve him, but to secretly destroy him from the inside. Working under Adrian proves far more dangerous than she imagined. Sparks ignite between them as she navigates office politics, subtle sabotage, and his piercing attention. Adrian, captivated by her fire and brilliance, is unaware that her loyalty is a lie. Adding to the chaos is Cassandra Vail, Adrian’s childhood friend and long-time admirer, whose manipulations and jealousy create constant obstacles, forcing Elara and Adrian into moments of tension, desire, and bitter confrontation. Their hidden attraction soon leads to a night that changes everything—followed by betrayal, harsh words, and a storm that leaves Elara with amnesia… and carrying Adrian’s child. Taken in by Lucas, a childhood friend who secretly falls for her, Elara begins a new life unaware of the father of her son. Seven years later, fate brings them together again at Elara’s engagement party. Adrian slowly discovers the truth about their child, while Cassandra’s schemes continue to fuel doubt and rivalry. Memories resurface, secrets unravel, and the stakes rise as they confront past betrayals, jealousy, and manipulations. In the end, If love proves stronger than revenge and ambition. Is Adrian and Elara will reunite? Embracing their son and rebuilding their lives together from heartbreak to redemption is enough to fix what's broken?

Alya a découvert que sa mère avait un cancer en stade final et l'avait accompagné jusqu'à sa mort. C'était au moment de faire le deuil de cette perte qu'elle s'est rendue compte qu'elle devait également faire le deuil de sa relation avec son ex petit ami. D'un autre côté, sa cheffe lui rendait la vie impossible au travail. Ces séries d'évènements l'ont fait sombré dans une dépression. Et c'était pendant cette dépression qu'elle a fait des découvertes et rencontré des personnes qui changeront le cours de sa vie.

Esti tidak pernah menyangka kehidupan rumah tangganya yang harmonis, seketika terguncang kala menemukan hubungan aneh Haris dengan seorang biduan. Hatinya remuk, tapi Esti memilih untuk tetap berdiri! Lantas, bagaimana kisah Esti selanjutnya?

Kemiskinan membuat Bayu Setiawan digugat cerai oleh sang istri. Hal tersebut membuat hati Bayu terkoyak dan turun harga dirinya. Bayu mempunyai putri cantik yang bernama Nilam. Nilam yang masih kecil terpaksa menjalani hidup tanpa kasih sayang seorang ibu. Bayu pun merasa kasihan kepada Nilam. Akankah, Bayu bangkit dari keterpurukannya. Ataukah dia malah terjebak dalam kehidupan yang semakin rumit? Ikuti cerita pada episode selanjutnya.