Pinoy Humor Jokes

“Go change.” “And if I don’t?” I cross my arms, frowning at him. His lips curls into a somewhat dangerous smile. “Then I’ll do it for you.” 🌸❧✧❀✧❧🌸 Daisy Ripley has spent her whole life living in her stepsister’s shadow. Whatever Zyla wanted, Daisy was forced to hand over. Her toys, her gifts, and even her first birthday car. But when Zyla announces her engagement to Daisy’s ex-boyfriend and first love, something inside Daisy finally snaps. Still reeling from the betrayal, Daisy agrees to attend a company dinner party… hoping to actually forget, just for one night. Instead, she’s kidnapped. Sold. And delivered straight into the hands of Reis Vireli—the most dangerous mafia boss in Chicago. And one thing you should know about Reis: He never lets go of anything and anybody that belongs to him.

He wasn’t searching for love. He wasn’t ready for him. But some things—like family, and falling—happen when you least expect them. When Ezra Anderson's sister dies, he inherits three young children and a crumbling rural property he's nowhere near prepared for. Overwhelmed, heartbroken, and freshly dumped, Ezra turns to the one person he shouldn't: Sebastian Brown—the gentle, steady Omega child psychologist he once shared one reckless night with... and never dared to call back. Sebastian offers a safe harbor. Routine. Warm hands and a softer kind of strength Ezra didn’t know he craved. What starts as survival—two men building a life for three grieving kids—soon strains under the weight of something deeper. The Omega in Sebastian draws Ezra like gravity, making every glance burn and every touch linger. The lines between family and something more blur until Ezra can no longer pretend. One night becomes two. Secrets slip into routines. And somewhere between sneaking into beds at night and morning coffee, Ezra faces the one truth he swore he'd never have to: He might not be as straight, or as strong, as he thought. As his Alpha instincts pull him closer to Sebastian’s Omega warmth, the world outside keeps pressing in. Desire stops hiding. And when the outside world comes knocking, Ezra is forced to choose: Keep pretending... or hold on to the only thing that feels like home. SNEAK PEEK: “I’m not in love with you. I just… don’t know how to breathe when you’re not there.” - Ezra “I’m not gay. I’m just yours.” - Ezra “You keep saying you’re not mine… but you keep choosing me.” - Sebastian “You’re allowed to love me, you know.” - Sebastian NB: 18+ (Tissues highly recommended.)

Bonnie and Clyde. Friends to lovers. Lovers to strangers. Bonnie Angelou has always been in love with her childhood best friend; Clyde. She did so many unimaginable things just to keep him looking at her. Ayaw na ayaw niya kapag naagaw ng iba ang atensyon ng lalaki mula sa kanya. Kaya naman para siyang super glue kung makadikit dito para mabantayan at huwag maagaw ng iba ang minamahal. Lahat ng kalokohan, sasakyan niya. Lahat ng hiling, pagbibigyan niya. Pero sa huli, mukhang hindi pa rin sapat...

Zain punya segalanya, kecuali cinta. Entah mengapa, setiap pacarnya akan menyelingkuhinya! Puncaknya adalah tunangan Zain juga melakukan hal yang sama! Saat sedang frustasi, Zain teringat akan kesalahannya pada mantan kekasihnya—Aletta. Diputuskan sepihak, gadis itu pernah mendoakannya agar tak bisa bahagia dengan siapa pun! Apakah kutukan itu nyata? Lantas, bagaimana nasib Zain selanjutnya? Spin-Off 'Disayang Bayi Tampan, Dipinang Pamannya Yang Arogan'

Once, I was their princess. And then Kylee showed up. Having been in the foster system the majority of her childhood, my parents treated her like a charity case and gave her everything. At 13 years old, Kylee was adopted. Then the "accidents" started happening. Kylee would be walking past me and would suddenly fall over. "Oh, Mom! Sarah didn't mean it! Shes just having a hard time adjusting to her new sister!" Eventually, her little accusations turned into straight out bullying and, well, I'm sure you can figure out the rest. I did my best to ignore Kylee. I got a job as early as the law would allow. I saved my money. I got the best grades in school, becoming the class valedictorian. My parents didn't notice, though. They were too busy playing into Kylee's 5-year-long pity party. Don't worry, though. Soon I'll be gone to Harvard and you can have the happy family you wanted. I don't need you, anyways.

Belasan tahun hidupnya hanya diisi air mata dan lelah—tenaga serta uangnya habis diperas suami yang tak pernah peduli. Hingga suatu malam, ia nekat pergi membawa serta balitanya yang baru berusia tiga tahun. Tak disangka, pelariannya justru mempertemukannya dengan sekelompok gangster. Bukannya celaka, ia justru ditolong. Dan di balik tatapan dingin sang ketua geng, terselip perhatian yang sulit ia abaikan. Namun, benarkah hati wanita yang hancur itu bisa kembali percaya… bahkan pada pria yang hidup di dunia penuh bahaya?

Depuis deux ans, Athéna n'a connu que la souffrance. Pour mettre fin à ses tourments et à ceux de son peuple, elle reçoit la mission d'assassiner un homme qui a prouvé à maintes reprises son invincibilité. Drogo Aloysius. Le Seigneur Démon. Elle est promise à lui, avec pour mission de tuer le Seigneur Démon afin que son peuple soit à jamais en sécurité. Mais que se passera-t-il lorsqu'elle sera séquestrée dans son sombre antre, reconnue comme son âme sœur et comblée de ses attentions ? Athéna réussira-t-elle sa mission et sauvera-t-elle son peuple, ou choisira-t-elle le Seigneur Démon plutôt que tous ceux qu'elle a connus ?

Setelah beberapa tahun menikah tanpa dikaruniai keturunan, Tama tiba-tiba memutuskan untuk menceraikan istrinya. Keputusan itu disampaikannya dengan dingin, membuat sang istri terkejut dan tak percaya. Awalnya, Tama pernah berjanji bahwa ia tidak akan mempermasalahkan soal anak, namun kini ia berdalih bahwa keluarganya menginginkan keturunan dan ia berniat menikah lagi. Sang istri, yang sedih namun tetap berusaha tegar, menuntut penjelasan yang masuk akal. Namun Tama tetap kukuh pada keputusannya dan bahkan melarang istrinya menuntut harta gono-gini. Dengan tenang, sang istri menyerahkan sebuah amplop yang selama ini ia simpan—hasil pemeriksaan rumah sakit yang membuktikan bahwa sebenarnya bukan dirinya yang bermasalah dalam hal keturunan. Di luar dugaan, percakapan mereka ternyata disaksikan oleh ibu mertua dan keluarga Tama yang sengaja menguping. Fakta mengejutkan yang dibawa oleh sang istri mengguncang Tama, membuatnya sadar bahwa ia telah salah menilai dan membuat keputusan yang gegabah. Namun semua sudah terlambat, karena sang istri sudah siap melepaskannya tanpa penyesalan.

"you will abort the baby" Anthony's voice was cold and rough. "I don't want a child" "I can't abort it" Avery's voice was small, fear hidden beneath it. Her hands went to her stomach instinctively and wrapped around it protectively. "It's not a request." Anthony's voice was calm but threatening and it stirred a warning inside Avery. A warning that he wasn't to be messed with. "It's an order. I own you for the next one year and you will do as I say" Avery wanted to yell at him but she couldn't. Even as he sat in a wheelchair, he still looked powerful and threatening. There was just something about him that scared people. "Now get lost" he rumbled and Avery's chest tightened. She couldn't bear to get rid of her only reason to hope. Her father kicked them out of the house months ago with no apparent means of survival and her mother had become gravely ill, bills piling up, and no one left to turn to, she agrees to the unthinkable. An arranged marriage to a dying billionaire she barely knows. He’s cold and cruel. And he makes it clear he wants nothing more than a convenient end to this marriage. But Avery’s not giving up that easily. If she’s going to sacrifice everything, she’s determined to make him fall for her, for hope and for the future neither of them planned

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