Pinoy Humor Jokes

Ivy Hailana, gadis cantik dan berbakat terpaksa menjadi wanita penghibur untuk Tuan Muda Avyan yang kaya raya dan sudah beristri. Ivy dan Avyan memiliki rahasia dan luka batin. Saat mereka semakin dekat, perasaan cinta mulai tumbuh, namun apakah hubungan mereka dapat bertahan mengingat banyaknya perbedaan dalam kehidupan keduanya?

Bukannya menyapa saat melihatku bersama dr.Hilmy. Mas Ghizra justru menyimpulkan aku telah mengkhianati pernikahan kami. Karena itulah, dia menikahi perempuan yang menyukainya. Perempuan itu, adalah Syaiba saudara angkatku. Perih sekali sampai air mataku enggan keluar lagi. Penantianku 6th serasa sia-sia ketika berdiri di hadapan ayah dari putraku itu. N0 pelakor, istri tegar, berpendirian kuat. -Amalia Uzhma, tidak mengetahui jika suami dari sahabat adalah juga suaminya. -Nusyaiba Fahria, merasakan kebahagian tak terkira saat pria yang dicintainya akhirnya bersedia menikahinya. -Ghizra Arsyad, seorang pria yang dipegang adalah ucapannya. Aku tidak bisa meninggalkan Syaiba pun tidak mungkin membiarkan Amalia. Karena keduanya adalah istriku. -Hilmy Sulaiman, Izinkan aku menjadi asbab kebahagiaanmu, Amalia.

🚨 NOUVELLE HISTOIRE🚨 Jordan : Hors-jeu contre son cœur Jordan, 19 ans, garçon manqué jusqu’au bout des crampons. Survêt’, cheveux en bataille, et une obsession maladive pour le foot. Pas le temps pour les robes ni les romances à l’eau de rose. Sa vie ? Le terrain, les dribbles, et sa bande de potes mecs. Jusqu’au jour où un coup du sort lui explose au visage. Lors d’un match, un ballon perdu la frappe en pleine tête "K.O". À son réveil, c’est le choc. Enzo, la star du foot française, son idole depuis toujours, est penché sur elle. Problème : elle est dans le vestiaire des mecs. Double problème : tout le monde l’appelle par son nom. Elle déguerpit avant d’avoir compris. Mais le destin s’en mêle. Enzo la recroise partout : au café du coin, dans sa rue, au stade où elle s’entraîne en secret... Ses réflexes de meuf blindée s’enrayent. Pourquoi il la regarde comme ça ? Pourquoi ses vannes la font rire alors qu’elle déteste les charmeurs ? Le piège se referme... Entre matchs clandestins et discussions à l’arrache sous la pluie, Jordan craque,un peu, beaucoup Trop. Mais comment aimer quand on a passé sa vie à se battre contre tout ce qui ressemble à de la romance ?

Dibeli dengan harga 100 juta yuan, Anli si gadis buta itu hanya dianggap sebagai istri kontrak untuk melancarkan rencana Qin Yuze yang ingin menenangkan neneknya. Namun, takdir berkata lain. Di malam ketika Yuze nyaris kehilangan nyawa, Anli, istri yang selalu diremehkan itu justru menyelamatkannya dengan kemampuan luar biasa yang ia dapatkan dari masa lalunya. Siapa sangka, ternyata Anli adalah seorang ... #SquelTabibCantikMilikPangeran

"Jadilah Penghangat ranjangku." Air mata Natasya merembes keluar, bagaimana mungkin seorang yang seharusnya menjadi panutan meminta hal itu kepada mahasiswanya sendiri. "Jangan Pak, anda Dosen saya lagipula anda adalah pria beristri," pintanya. berharap Dosen killer itu berubah pikiran. "Kalau tidak mau ya sudah, intinya aku tidak mungkin melakukan ujian ulang!" Aron juga sama berharap, mahasiswanya menolak keinginannya, dan tidak terus-terusan meminta ujian ulang. Apakah menerima tantangan Sang Dosen?

Prisca, alias Prisca Ese Gideon, is a fast-rising diva who gets into trouble after photos and videos of herself being intimate with her boyfriend gets leaked on the internet. Her fame and success in the music industry begins to crumble. Her family dissociates from her, she loses many big money endorsement deals, and worse of all, she loses her fan base. The public now sees her as a sex object, making fun and dirty jokes about her. Due to these actions, she isolates herself from the public, vowing to herself never to speak to anyone or have a personal relationship with any person in particular. Months after her rock-bottom escapades, she finds love in the hands of a die-hard fan, Diri, who helps her get back at her boyfriend, Clem (sound engineer of S.K. records, the same record label Prisca was signed into) and helps her get over her rock bottom experiences.

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?

To fulfill his sister's birthday wish, Anthony - a billionaire CEO who loves privacy perfection and orderliness - has to accommodate Vivian, a stubborn lady who doesn't care about details and is used to chaos. They start out as enemies, fighting over every little thing but they have no choice - Anthony has to fulfill his sister's birthday wish, and Vivian has nowhere to go as her parents sent her packing. Slowly, they begin to see the good in each other, and that they aren't all that bad after all. From small talks and jokes, they progress to filling in as dates for the other, until they fall in love. But Vivian didn't disclose everything about her reason for being disowned and sent away by her parents, Until her past and her arranged husband begins to haunt her. Will their love stand the test of time? Only one way to find out!

The world ended in 2015. Sheng Chen was transported to a new realm along with the rest of humanity. The novel follows his adventures through this vast new plane, fighting men and beasts alike, making friends, finding love, and etching out his own existence in the boundless universe all the while trying to unravel an insidious plot that he has unwittingly become a part of. Romance, humor, friendship, betrayal, loss, schemes, light, and darkness. All the creatures from your dreams, stories, and movies are real in this absurdly wonderous world.

No conscious? Check! Inappropriate humor? Check! Breaking several laws to be with their mates? Check! No f*cks left to give? Check! These wolves have gone through hell and back - and now they're back for revenge, claiming back what was once taken from them... Book 1: Hell's Alpha (Chapter 1 - 66) (WARNING: Polygamy) Book 2: Hell's Angel (Chapter 67 - 140 updating) (WARNING: huge age-gap couple) Book 3: Hell's Beast (Coming soon!) (WARNING: Contains actions of fur-to-skin sex)