Pinoy Humor Jokes

As a Catholic girl I was just trying to make it through college. I wasn't looking for a lot in life. Just good grades, getting married before twenty two, having a few kids and God's blessings. People say that in life, you don't always get what you want and life has a way of roaming from the trail you planned to follow. I never realised how true the saying was. Religion was my everything, so what happens when I end up falling for the same gender? It couldn't get worse, right? But as life always feels the need to show you, it could... And it would.

Sentuh, sentuh, sentuh, sentuh ,sentuh, sentuh, aaaaaaa dia menyentuh semua tubuhku, dasar mesum. "ANIIIIIII BERHENTIII!!!!!" SENTUH... "Rhoma?....."katanya. Kenapa lembut sekali, katanya berjerawat kok tidak ada benjolannya? Squish, squish, squish, sentuh, sentuh, sentuh. Mengapa dia diam saja. "RHOMMAAAAAA!!! APA YANG KAU LAKUKAN?" masih squish.. Squish..squish.. "hey dasar bodoh, kenapa kau bising sekali, aku hanya menyentuh wajahmu, katanya Hanggara kau jelek dan berjerawat, tapi ini sungguhlah mulus dan kenyal" "KAU YANG BODOH, YANG KAU SENTUH ITU BUKAN WAJAHKU, TAPI BAGIAN LUNAKKU. DASAR ANEH, HIDUNG BELANG, KAMVRET" Wait!! Lunak?? Masih Squish..squish..squish. Deg.. Berhenti.. "aaaaa dasar wanita aneh, kenapa kau membiarkan aku menyentuh itu, jauh-jauhlah dari ku" ucapku beringsut mundur.

Between the twins, Dawn is the feisty one. That's why when she learned that Dusk was being bullied by her co-worker, she secretly went to her studio to confront Caleb Ross - Dusk's partner in the movie they were currently filming.Funny how fate played, during the time she was looking for Caleb, she was mistaken as her twin and was forced to act impromptu. Even though she was clueless about the script and the scene, she faced Caleb head on! But what's even funnier is that, she found out that this man was innocent and Dusk was referring to another person!Now she can't decide what's more embarrassing...Her sexy lap dance or the harsh kiss she gave Caleb?

Taylor Crewman has always been considered as the lowest of the low in the social hierarchy of LittleWood High.She is constantly reminded of where she belongs by a certain best-friend-turned-worst-enemy. Desperate to do something about it she embarks on her biggest project yet.

Aditi and West hate each other. They bicker, they flirt, and are possibly a little in love. Blotching the hot new guy's shirt with chocolate-mixed spit is probably not the best idea of a revenge, but Aditi soon discovers that she doesn't regret it one bit. Because despite being a jerk, West too knows what it's like to be brown, Muslim and falling apart in an all-white high school, and when he gets entangled in Aditi's struggle to tackle a debilitating trauma and a really, really loud Bangladeshi wedding, the fledgeling love-hate relationship will leave her either healed or heartbroken. Or pretty dead, because an outbreak of crimes is gripping her quaint little town in fear, and the gorgeous flirt she's falling for has his fair share of ugly secrets. -

Isla has always lived in the shadow of her twin sister, Elara. She has watched her sister Elara become the pack’s golden light, the one everyone loves. But on the night before their eighteenth birthday, while Isla shifts into her wolf for the first time, a devastating fire claims Elara's life. The pack, even her family, turns on Isla, blaming her for the tragedy - without any proof. And to her horror, she finds that her mate is her sister's boyfriend, and the future alpha, Adrian. He is a bitter adversary but a sweet magnet she can't resist. When multiple suitors, each holding secrets of their own secrets, enter her life, she is torn between the facade of false and true mates. She must uncover the truth behind her sister’s demise, all while discovering her own strength and identity while navigating through her feelings. As tensions rise, the lines between loyalty and betrayal blur. In a tale of suspense, romance, shifting loyalties, and dangerous desires, Isla’s journey is a race against time to save herself, her loved ones and her pack from destruction. Will Isla unravel the conspiracy that binds her fate? Or will she get caught up in deception and lose herself?

A young ambitious girl is one of the defendants being accused of murdering the most well-known rich girl of her school named "Joyce Smith" Everybody wants to know the mystery behind this tragedy. Did she kill herself? OR was she killed? A story full of twists. Can you find out "Who could it be?"

Betapa perih hati Alya, karena suami yang dia cinta dan percaya, kini berubah menjadi sosok yang kasar dan penuh pengkhianatan. Alya dibiarkan mengurus rumah dan keluarga sendirian, menanggung semua beban hidup seorang diri seolah tak bersuami. Alya ingin menyerah, namun ia bertahan demi putri semata wayangnya. "Ayah, aku nggak mau sama Bunda yang ini. Kenapa gak cerai saja?" Kalimat yang terlontar dari mulut anaknya sendiri, membuat pertahanan Alya seketika runtuh.

Hazelizz Zachary - Saat mendengar sebaris nama ini, pasti sinonim dengan gelaran si sombong. Tidak mempunyai kawan malah tidak mahu berkawan. Disebabkan kisah lama yang menghantuinya, dia lebih memilih untuk tidak mendekati sesiapa. Berkawan juga tidak. Hidupnya kelam kerana dilema. Apakah yang terjadi saat dia si gadis yang digelar si sombong bertemu dengan 4 jejaka yang boleh dikatakan masuk air? Setiap tingkah mereka membuatkan dia tidak kering gusi. Lucas Harvey. Your badboy. Theo Zander. Your drama king. Ethan Einsteirn. Your genius boy. Jayden Smith. Your ice boy. "Kita akan jadi best friends sampai bila-bila" 'The Friendship Will Never Ends' - THE STUPIDOS

My long term relationship ended brutally, and swallowed up in pains of heartbreak, my friend lured me to the club. There, I met an extremely attractive and mysterious hulk, and I ended up in his arms for the night. My greatest shock comes when I learn that he is Bladen Stone, my company's new CEO, and he’s so much different from what I thought he was. And when rumors that threaten to ruin both our reputations start to fly, there is only one way to solve it. How does Lynn survive in the same office as Bladen with his hard and stern demeanor? Can she get past his cold facade and reveal the secrets he hides? In a world of ambition and betrayal, can Bladen and Lynnette trust each other to make sacrifices for a blooming love story or will they front another gut-wrenching heartbreak? Read on to unveil the saga of these two!