Pinoy Humor Jokes

Behind velvet curtains and gilded balconies, the opera is more than a performance. It's a hunting ground, a court of monsters disguised as patrons and benefactors. When a masked nobleman claims her talent as his own, Lyria is drawn into a world where music is power, restraint is survival, and desire is the most dangerous temptation of all. The longer Lyria remains under his protection, the more she awakens. Her body responds to hungers she does not yet understand and her are dreams invaded by a silver-eyed predator who promises freedom instead of restraint. As the opera's beauty curdles into something predatory, Lyria must decide what she is willing to become to survive it. The stage is watching. The city is listening. And once the blood sings, it cannot be silenced. TRIGGER/CONTENT WARNING: This story contains mature themes and content intended for adult audiences (18+) Reader discretion is advised. It includes moments of violence, sexual content and dark erotic elements, manipulation, obsession, and emotional power dynamics.

Kemiskinan membuat Bayu Setiawan digugat cerai oleh sang istri. Hal tersebut membuat hati Bayu terkoyak dan turun harga dirinya. Bayu mempunyai putri cantik yang bernama Nilam. Nilam yang masih kecil terpaksa menjalani hidup tanpa kasih sayang seorang ibu. Bayu pun merasa kasihan kepada Nilam. Akankah, Bayu bangkit dari keterpurukannya. Ataukah dia malah terjebak dalam kehidupan yang semakin rumit? Ikuti cerita pada episode selanjutnya.

When a mistaken identity nearly rips Leahs life apart. She finds help in a complete stranger. Her knight in shining armour. But a misunderstanding pulls them apart as they both dig their heels in and refuse to acknowledge their mistakes. Leah moves away and finds a new life, a new love, but Logan refuses to let her go. Realising he's lost the best thing that ever happened to him he fights for her love. Who will she choose? Will it be the right choice to give her the happily ever after she is looking for?

Kupikir satu tahun pengabdianku sebagai istri mampu membuatnya menerima pernikahan ini, tapi ternyata aku salah, dia tetap memilih mantan kekasihnya dan meninggalkan aku

"Asal kau tahu, Thania. Aku menikahimu bukan karena aku mencintaimu. Melainkan untuk menciptakan neraka di hidupmu!" ** Thania terpaksa menerima pinangan Melvin sebagai bukti bahwa dia tidak pernah berniat mencintai ayahnya-Kalen. Pernikahan yang tak pernah diinginkan oleh keduanya justru menjadi penderitaan bagi Thania. Melvin tak pernah menganggapnya istri, tak pernah menghormatinya. Melvin hanya seorang pria arogan dan menjadikan Thania sebagai pemuas nafsunya. Dapatkah Thania bertahan menjadi istri yang tak diinginkan?

Elle has wanted Navid for as long as she can remember. Strong, honorable, and devastatingly sexy, Navid is the kind of man women dream about—and the kind of man Elle never thought she could have. Until one reckless, unforgettable night changes everything. Now, they’re married. But to Navid, it’s just a formality—an obligation. To Elle, it’s the chance of a lifetime. Navid may not love her, but he desires her. And Elle plans to use every kiss, every stolen touch, and every heated glance to make him fall as hard as she has. This isn’t just about seduction—it’s about finally claiming the man who’s always been hers.

Belasan tahun hidupnya hanya diisi air mata dan lelah—tenaga serta uangnya habis diperas suami yang tak pernah peduli. Hingga suatu malam, ia nekat pergi membawa serta balitanya yang baru berusia tiga tahun. Tak disangka, pelariannya justru mempertemukannya dengan sekelompok gangster. Bukannya celaka, ia justru ditolong. Dan di balik tatapan dingin sang ketua geng, terselip perhatian yang sulit ia abaikan. Namun, benarkah hati wanita yang hancur itu bisa kembali percaya… bahkan pada pria yang hidup di dunia penuh bahaya?

“Go change.” “And if I don’t?” I cross my arms, frowning at him. His lips curls into a somewhat dangerous smile. “Then I’ll do it for you.” 🌸❧✧❀✧❧🌸 Daisy Ripley has spent her whole life living in her stepsister’s shadow. Whatever Zyla wanted, Daisy was forced to hand over. Her toys, her gifts, and even her first birthday car. But when Zyla announces her engagement to Daisy’s ex-boyfriend and first love, something inside Daisy finally snaps. Still reeling from the betrayal, Daisy agrees to attend a company dinner party… hoping to actually forget, just for one night. Instead, she’s kidnapped. Sold. And delivered straight into the hands of Reis Vireli—the most dangerous mafia boss in Chicago. And one thing you should know about Reis: He never lets go of anything and anybody that belongs to him.

He wasn’t searching for love. He wasn’t ready for him. But some things—like family, and falling—happen when you least expect them. When Ezra Anderson's sister dies, he inherits three young children and a crumbling rural property he's nowhere near prepared for. Overwhelmed, heartbroken, and freshly dumped, Ezra turns to the one person he shouldn't: Sebastian Brown—the gentle, steady Omega child psychologist he once shared one reckless night with... and never dared to call back. Sebastian offers a safe harbor. Routine. Warm hands and a softer kind of strength Ezra didn’t know he craved. What starts as survival—two men building a life for three grieving kids—soon strains under the weight of something deeper. The Omega in Sebastian draws Ezra like gravity, making every glance burn and every touch linger. The lines between family and something more blur until Ezra can no longer pretend. One night becomes two. Secrets slip into routines. And somewhere between sneaking into beds at night and morning coffee, Ezra faces the one truth he swore he'd never have to: He might not be as straight, or as strong, as he thought. As his Alpha instincts pull him closer to Sebastian’s Omega warmth, the world outside keeps pressing in. Desire stops hiding. And when the outside world comes knocking, Ezra is forced to choose: Keep pretending... or hold on to the only thing that feels like home. SNEAK PEEK: “I’m not in love with you. I just… don’t know how to breathe when you’re not there.” - Ezra “I’m not gay. I’m just yours.” - Ezra “You keep saying you’re not mine… but you keep choosing me.” - Sebastian “You’re allowed to love me, you know.” - Sebastian NB: 18+ (Tissues highly recommended.)

Cita-cita Prudence Diaz adalah menikah dengan Erhan Tudor tapi semua itu buyar saat dirinya berusia 12 tahun, Erhan menikah dengan gadis pujaannya. Akibatnya, Pru memilih tidak menikah. Gara-gara pernikahan ayahnya, Pru harus menjadi sepupu dengan Xander Horance, teman masa kecilnya di Semarang yang selalu meledeknya setiap ketemu saat kumpul keluarga karena gagal nikah dengan Erhan. Endingnya, Pru tidak mau datang kalau ada Xander. Namun semuanya berubah total saat Xander dan Pru yang berusia 25 tahun, kedapatan tidur bersama saat sama-sama berlibur ke Mallorca. Akibatnya Xander menghadap Rodrigo bersedia bertanggung jawab karena tidak mau kalau Pru hamil diluar nikah. Bagaimana kehidupan rumah tangga Xander yang seorang programmer IT dan Pru yang seorang pelukis? Apakah mereka akan terus bersama atau berpisah karena keduanya selalu menjadi Tom and Jerry?