Pokemon Face Fart Novels & Stories

“Of course not. I’ve had my fair share of farts too.” Piper joked, “Good point, I can smell it across the screen.” Freya chimed in, “I, for one, am upset about you two farting.” Lana: “You got a problem? Do you want me to fart in your face right now?” Freya: “Don’t make me kick you out of the group.” Lana: “Ohh, save me Caprice and Piper!” Piper: “Good luck with that. I can’t help you.”

I come face to face with a hooded and dark face. Although this face is right above mine, I can't see a thing. My nose is filled with the appalling odur of this creature. A fartello is directly above me!. My heart begins to bang against my rib cage as fear sucks up my entire body. I begin to breathe slowly through my mouth in a desperate attempt to soothe my heart which is treathening to fail soon.

“288 said the other two in the final are Cheng’s dad and Gamba. He’s the one who looks like he’s made of boulders.” “Have all the other fights taken place?” I asked him. He had pages of stats and scores like he had his own team in a Fantasy Monster League. Or Fantasy Fantasy Monster League. “Yes. The loser was Skull-Face. The one with the giant head. He gets eaten by the winner.” “How they gonna eat him?” said Flossie. “His head won’t fit in anyone’s mouth.” “They probably won’t eat him whole,” said Maurice. “We’ve never seen the Masters consume anyone. It might not be the knife and fork kind of eating.”

he whispered back, his voice filled with emotion. As they hugged, the world outside seemed to fade away, leaving only the two of them, wrapped in each other's arms, ready to face whatever the future held. Adelaide suddenly let out a loud, uncontrollable fart. It was a massive, earth-shaking fart that seemed to reverberate through the entire house. Mino's eyes widened in surprise, and he jumped back, laughing hysterically. "Oh my god, Addie! What was that?" he exclaimed, holding his sides.

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together

Yeah, that would be awesome if shit like that actually happened in real life. His jaw drops, eyes widen and the look on his face is truly impressive. The guy looks like a dying fish, a very angry one, but still dying. What was that fish the fat yellow guy ate in the cartoon and everyone thought he was about to die? Fugu? Was that the fish? Yeah, that’s what my new friend looks like now. “H-how are you planning to feed them your blood?” He stutters.

No matter what toxin entered his body, it would be neutralized perfectly. Philip said with a smile, “Your food is so delicious. Even if it’s poisonous, I have to finish it.” The fat man could hardly sit still because he couldn't find any signs of Philip being poisoned. The fat man's body suddenly swelled up. “It seems that poison doesn’t affect you. In that case, let’s fight.” After the fat man finished speaking, his energy exploded, revealing his eight-star level. Philip chuckled. He thought the fat man had a high level, but reality proved him wrong.

I questioned, shoving my hands into my back pocket. "Some people go to the gym." He smirked and flexed his muscles. I rolled my eyes and muttered. "Show off." "Just know life has its way of throwing farts at you so you can give up and run out cause you can't take the smell, but all you need is to stand firm with your air freshener and show life's fart who the boss is, spray it and make it comfortable your way," he said, almost like a joke.

" The man says and walks off, while I laugh softly. The next thing I know, I've got my cell phone in my hand, calling Allison four times and when she answers, I'm already talking. "I'm in the parking lot of a snack bar, I let out farts so powerful that the stench invaded the inside of the bar and a security guard even came to see if I was okay, you had to see it, I bet you'd never be able to fart that powerful..." I'm proud of my achievement. "Hi, Oliver." She says in a strange voice, sounding sad.

Bima shouted, summoning the last of his strength. "The recipe that turns Indomie into a culinary weapon! The recipe that's going to slap you and your Titan Freak right in the face!" ZF-BOSS, filming the entire scene, was now hysterical. Mmmph... Magical Indomie Aroma! Monster Hypnotized! Legendary Recipe Revealed! Content... unparalleled! ZF-BOSS began to dance, recording Kevin and the Titan Freak, both entranced by the scent and sound of the Indomie. [Warning! 'Titan Freak' suffering from 'Culinary Hypersensitivity'! Status: 'Aroma Hypnosis' active! Aggression -50%, Mobility -50%!]