Pokemon Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"Seeing as I now know you're carrying around daishō swords in your pants, I think it's about time to let the cat out of the bag." "Oh, you have jokes?" Luke asked as his dark eyes sparkled, clearly relieved that he didn't scare me away I tilted my head to the side as I raised an eyebrow. "Is that how the devil's three-way saying got started?" Luke's face hardened. "Stupid humans," he grumbled as his upper lip twitched. I couldn't help but chuckle. "Keep the twin pistols holstered while I'm gone?" "Ha fucking ha," Luke said as he rolled his eyes.

Freddie Hawkins, the one who made that martial arts movie and has incredible fighting skills? Elon looked worshipful. "That's exactly who I mean! I love his most famous quote: 'I've never been interested in money!' Dr. Lloyd, I thought that was such an enlightened outlook on life, what a bold attitude! In this day and age, there are too few people who don't obsess over money!" Andrew sneered coldly, "A man worth hundreds of billions saying he's not interested in money—don't you think that's like someone who's stuffed themselves saying they're not interested in food?"

I said, slamming my hands onto the top of my head. She gazed at me with an offbeat look. "Are you Big Lebowski-ing me after my big emotional speech?" Her eyes widened. "Are you quoting a nineties movie reference?" I avidly lit up. "Impressive." "I'm Calla Mikasa's best friend. I know all things nineties." "What I'm saying is you might feel like you're a fish in a tank, but trust me, you're more of a…shark in a pool."

Mickey Mouse : Smile, laugh, love, dance and live life not just for the sake of it. Popeye : Eat healthy. Health is the real wealth…...ah! I do love this one too. Helps me in encouraging my kids to eat vegetables. Recess : It is completely okay to be different. Accept your uniqueness. Duck Tales : Money will not buy you happiness. It is the people around you who will make the world more beautiful for you.

Vincent laughed, which annoyed his friend even more. “Do you think it’s funny?” Wiping his wet eyes, Vincent answered, “Yeah.” “HA HA HA,” Jackson gave him an excessive laugh before he pointed to the cat, that aws biting and scratching the sofa. “That’s funny?” Vincent was ignorant and said, “Why? She’s cute.” “Cute my ass! I bought my shoes for $500! And the CUTE LITTLE FELLA, pooped in my shoes!” “That’s not expensive. My shoes are $2000.”

Please get his damn hands off me! “There he is eh? Just had to make you sweat a while. Have us both think he wasn’t coming with his little shit friends,” he said, backing away and standing up. I jumped to my feet and then remembered the ridiculous shoes I had on. I should take one and stab him in the eye with it! “His friends are very powerful in case you’ve forgotten. What would you like your animal to be? I thought Mario was very charming as a goanna,” I said, smiling.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

"You're going to shoot me?" Finn's face looks devilish as he delivers the punch line. "Yeah, full of my cum," and then he does that one eyebrow lift thing men do. My uncontrolled laughter has me choking again and he pounds on my back as I reach for a drink. "That is the cheesiest thing you have ever said. I hope you've never used that line on a girl." "Oh come on, it wasn't so bad." He emphasizes the word come and then laughs with me.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"