Romans & histoires Pranks While Sleeping

I tease him, nudging his shoulder. "Dude, you're so lucky I like you." I laugh loudly. "When did the first alarm go off?" It's sick, but I really want to know. It's the best part of playing a prank. "You fucker, it went off right as I slid inside." "Damn." I raise my eyebrow. "You took some time with that foreplay."

He pulled me close and I fell asleep. I woke up early even though I slept pretty late last night. Primo was still asleep and I tried to get out of bed without waking him up but he was such a light sleeper. The moment I tried to slide off of the bed, he grabbed my waist and pulled me back. “Where are you going?” I giggled. “I’ll be making breakfast so if you don’t want to help me, you can just let me go.” I tried to squirm free but his grip on me was tight. “But I don’t want to let you go.” I looked at him. His voice sounded so serious I had to check his facial expression to tell if he was joking or not. He was smiling at me and I knew he was joking.

and a 7" cock with just the right amount of girth. I kept my pubes shaved close to make it look even bigger. So it almost goes without saying that moving into the guy's dorm, at the start of my freshman year of college, was an easy transition. My roommate Adam and I hit it off right away. He was attractive, outgoing, and girl-crazy; thus, we had a lot in common right off the bat. The dorm rooms were small and privacy was non-existent, so out of necessity we got to know each other pretty quickly. In fact, sometimes when one of us was with a girl in our room, the other would stay and just fake sleep. We were somehow able to pull this off with the help of the dorm room's bunk beds. Adam was on

They had frequent prank wars as they grew up. Such wars included simple things like Tony's shampoo replaced with mayonnaise, or more extreme things like when all of Ethan's clothes were bleached white. Come to think of it, Tony should introduce Dillon to the Art of the Prank. It was his dead-set belief that prank wars were necessary for the continued friendship between any two male humans. Dillon's reactions would be fun too. He should watch his step though. Dillon was no idiot and likely had the capacity to set up some elaborate and complex traps. That however, was a thought for another time. It was four o'clock, Dillon would be in soon, and Tony had other things on his mind. Now he had to

When Deffin checks the report via his laptop, he forces Azkia to sleep using his thigh as a pillow to watch TV, even though Azkia's eyes are busy with her cell phone. When Deffin was finished, it was Deffin's turn to use Azkia's thigh as a pillow when watching TV. The written rules made Azkia unable to move, even though she tried several times to persuade her to move to the room because she was embarrassed, Deffin still ignored her. The threat of repeating the incident at the hotel finally made Azkia silent, Azkia's face suddenly turned red with shame and annoyance. Azkia cursed her stupidity, how could she fall asleep when Deffin played a prank on her that time?

I tell him, “With you dangling from my body, that is the last thing that would happen.” Thank the heavens it was dark, he could not see me turn red, “Okay, but it would still happen, what are the odds that one of us would fall asleep soon, and then the other person has no other option than to sleep?” Grudgingly, he mutters, “Fine.” Now, how do I distract him... actually, both of us long enough before sleep sets in? “Let’s play twenty questions.”

“I’m a man. It’s four in the morning. This is a medical condition.” I scrambled off the bed, yanking the shirt down over my thighs. “That’s exactly the point. You’re supposed to stay on your side of the bed, remember? The side with your dick. Away from me.” “I was asleep,” he said, stretching with an exaggerated yawn. “My dick moves on its own.” “Yeah, it moved onto my ass!” He had the nerve to grin. “It likes what it likes.” “Oh my God,” I snapped. “Do you think this is funny?”

Eyes dart to the floor to be on the safe side. “That’s creepy.” “Yeah, well, so is drooling in your sleep, but I don’t judge you for it.” I catch a smile from the corner of my eye as he returns to a playful mood quickly, and I can’t stop the grin that explodes across my face. “Says the sleep talker.” I poke him in the chest in a bid to kill the weirdness. “I sleep talk, but you full-on sleepwalk, and sometimes you snore.” He nudges me with his foot this time, childish tactics, and I retaliate, so it becomes a game of footsy between us.

It’s pissing me off. Even they already see me, they continue making a noise as if it is already new year, booing the bad spirit. Have they not seen I am sleeping? Hey people I want to sleep! Then did you know… It is more preferable to make a joke with a drunk ... but never with someone who has just woken up. But it seems they intentionally to wake me! I have woken already on the wrong side of the bed! “Hey! Do you use your mouth picking up those papers?” I am still trying to resist myself. I really don’t want to wake up yet but this make me really annoyed! Respect dear people! Respect!

But I missed being like this to him and even though I'm sure he was still sleepy, I decided to let the devil inside me take over. The two of us had been talking over the phone until almost the break of dawn so I'm actually not surprised that he's still asleep at four in the afternoon. Slowly, I headed straight to his right and gathering all the energy that I have, I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was sure even Storm and Demo heard my voice from the living room. "Helisse!" he pouted after realizing that I had pulled up a prank on him. But then seeing him on his boxers made me froze from my spot.