You Can Call Me
"You're so famous but you're so Scanty. You're so humble. I've never met anyone as humble as you. Everybody knows you yet here you are sitting with a girl like me on a carpeted floor."
He chuckles. "Can't celebrities sit on carpeted floors?"
"I don't know. A lot of celebrities won't do this because carpets are dust magnets."
He laughs. "Dust magnets."
I smile.
"Well, I'm pretty much normal like you. I do the same things you do. I get drunk, I commit mistakes, I puke, I've pissed on my pants, I've done so many wrong things, I've been dumped by a few women before, I've lied, I take shit every day." He says while laughing softly.
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