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“Let’s see the next confession.” He turned the page. _____ Episode 16 – Fake Profile Theo scrolled through his phone with a sigh, the blue light casting a lonely glow in his dimly lit apartment. Another Friday night in, another dating app promising connection and delivering only disappointment. His thumb hovered over the ‘delete account’ button when a new match notification chimed. Zara. 28. Art Curator. Loves vintage vinyl, rainy days, and conversations that last until sunrise.

And then I ruefully inputted my payment details and watched devastatingly as 50 dollars was removed from my account. After recovering from that, I successfully logged into the app. What greeted my eyes were profiles of so many people. Damn! A lot of people were really into this shit. Some of the sadist’s profiles had their faces, some had pictures of other things and some had explicit photos. I came across some with six to eight-pack abs. Wow. Look at those packs…this men are… I paused realizing I was gushing. Okay, I might be gay. The profiles also contained the prices they were offering to pay.

Then an idea pops into my head. I*******m. Of course. I quickly open the app and type his name. Lucas Santis. A profile pops up almost immediately, and I tap on it. There he is….profile picture and all. Stephanie scoots closer and leans over my shoulder. “Oh he’s cute,” she says. I ignore her. My eyes scan his bio, and I see that he's a photographer. Interesting. I also see a few portfolio highlights. Then I see it….A phone number.

“They’re way more fun with friends, promise.” That, too, makes sense. And Heather is basically the most normal person I know, so I should follow her lead on this. I pull my phone out of the purse trapped under my body and hand it over. Setting up the profiles requires moving for a quick photoshoot after Heather declares all the pictures I have “not proof of my hotness,” and she helps me with a bio that hopefully doesn’t make me sound as pathetic as I am. Or maybe “introvert looking for someone to lie around with” is just dating-app for pathetic, and the trick is on other people. Then, the swiping begins.

You'll find them on my profile in the app. Thank you for coming this far with me. Sending you all lots of love and warmth.

As she was reading she saw an ad on a social network website called wonder. She clicked on the ad and created an account on the site. “This should be fun,” She muttered under her breath as she read the username she gave herself. Celine23. There was nothing special about it. Just like her purpose for coming here in the first place, she was just here to feed her curiosity and see how normal humans behaved without all the society pressure on them. She used a flower as a profile picture, her favorite roses that she took on her last trip to London and wrote Doughnuts and chocolate in her bio. She wasn’t here to find love or friendship, she didn’t mind if she got one though.

I clicked on his profile and scrolled through some of his posts. He didn't seem to be the social type that writes a lot of things on their bio and have a lot of highlights. He only wrote "I'm Zach" on his bio. I scrolled through his pictures on Instagram and all were just photoshoots of him while some were the matches he had won and some video game clips. He didn't smile in any of his pictures yet a lot of girls commented some nasty stuffs. I scrolled through a comment that made me cringed *let me be your bed, lay on me* who the fuck writes something like that.

If it does look promising, then he'd give it some more time and pay for a subscription. While some of them have moved on to other subjects or are still playing video games on the TV, a few of the cousins, including Krista, helped Cameron with his profile. He was actually having fun getting some of their input and they were all having a good laugh at some of the answers they were all giving. Everyone seemed to have their own unique way of doing a dating profile that contradicted how someone else made theirs. For the most part, Cameron made it his own way, but out of everybody, Krista gave him the best input on some of the profile details and what photos to use. "Ok, we're ready to make this o

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