Q And A Joke Novels & Stories

"Yes, they like to joke. You know there's nothing going on between me and her." Just as he finished speaking, a child, just over a meter tall, ran out from another room, hugging Jerome's waist affectionately. "Daddy, why did you come out? Come back and keep playing Ludo with me!" I immediately recognized the child—Miranda's son, Alex Shaw. Three years ago, he had been small and skinny. Now, he was chubby and rosy-cheeked. Meanwhile, my children were nothing but skin and bones, helping me labor in the fields daily.

"One day, a crab accidentally bumped into an octopus. The octopus got mad and yelled, 'Are you clumsy?' The crab replied, 'No, I'm just a little shell-shocked.'" Speechless and confused, Serena replied, "Mr. Quade, was that meant for someone else?" Wilson promptly replied, "Nope. Just saw it, thought it was funny, and figured I'd share." Serena reread the joke, a small smile playing on her lips. The next message, "Are you asleep?" sent a surprising warmth through her. Something between them felt different. Meanwhile, across town, at the club, Jacob observed Wilson staring intently at his phone. "What are you doing?" he asked.

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“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

I'm guessing u didn't laugh tate_kvngh: I laughed, Eddie. Don't worry. You didn't really embarrass yourself that much. T'was a good one. tate_kvngh: I have one for you too, knock knock. EdwardBlack1794: that's more like it cupcake :D Who's there? tate_kvngh: Harmony EdwardBlack1794: harmony who? tate_kvngh: harmony knock knock jokes do you have? tate_kvngh: HAHAHAHAHAHA laugh with me or I'll hate you forever >_<

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

My laughter faded into the air. “No,” the sound of his laughter also faded. “Then why are you sounding like a quack?” “Do I?” Nodding my head, “Fucking yah. It’s only a quack who will speak about love to a man like me.” “Then I think I'm one.” Snapping my fingers, “Shoot!!…. I knew it. You are indeed one.” Waving my hand slightly in the air, my face adjusted to neutral. “Enough of the jokes. I came here to get answers, and that’s what I'm fucking waiting for.”

As he reads the question on the paper, I notice his eyebrows raise in excitement. Without reading it out, he hands the paper to me and it read. 'How many people have you unalived?' With the last word written in the upper case. "I guess that question should have been for me." Quinn says. "So?" "None!" "Of course." He whispers. I shake my head and pick the next paper. "Would you rather have your best arm get cut off or ...eat Maryl's pussy?" I looked up at Quinn to catch a soundless grin on his face. I hold the paper down and he is now jerking slowly in a quiet laughter not even bothering to collect the paper from me.

Quinn asks through the bedroom door. "Yeah I'm done." I open the door and see he's dressed similar to me. "Let's get something to eat first. You don't want to be hooking up on an empty stomach," he winks. I'm sure that was supposed to be a pun but I don't laugh at him, I just roll my eyes at his terrible jokes. He makes us both a sandwich and we eat while talking about who we want to hook up with. "I'm thinking a short girl, I've always had a soft spot for short girls," Quinn says.

He stops me from rinsing the dishes and pulls me to him, kissing me yet again. "Nah, I don't feel like going out. Let's just stay in." "You sure? We've been staying in since Friday." "If you can answer this then I'll go out. If not, you cook dinner." He clicks his tongue, "Deal." "Hmmmm. Do you know when the sheep was born?" "Huh? What sheep?" He was all puzzled before it finally dawns on him that he makes a face knowing another bad joke is coming his way. Nevertheless, he entertains me with an answer, "Yesterday?"