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She wakes up that morning in an unfamiliar room with a stranger lying beside her and both naked under that plain green blanket.Wala siyang maalala sa nangyari and what shocked her most is when he claimed and mistook her for some lowly prostitute!Rage and anger comsumed her pero wala siyang magawa kundi iiyak nalang ang nangyaring iyon sa kanya. Pinilit niyang kalimutan ang gabing iyon, pinilit niyang ipagpatuloy ang kanyang buhay.Pero paano niya gagawin iyon kung matapos ang isang buwan ay natagpuan niya ang sarili na dinadala ang bunga ng gabing iyon. Ang bunga na naging sanhi ng pagkasira at pagkawala ng lahat-lahat sa kanya!

This is me, a teenager attending high school. Born into a modest family, not wealthy but not poor either. I'm considered a high-achieving student and a scholarship recipient at school. People call me Adina. My life used to be just fine, but since that night, everything changed. The night atmosphere under the sound of falling rain. Everything turned upside down. I got pregnant before getting married, and to make it worse, I'm still a student.

Lumaki si Lingling na buhay prinsesa sa kanilang probinsya. Ngunit dahil sa nangyari sa kanya ay lumuwas siya ng siyudad para doon na muna manirahan. At dahil gipit sa pera kaya naisip niya na maghanap ng trabaho, humingi ng sign at hindi nagtagal ay may naghahanap na nang trabaho bilang isang private nurse ngunit hindi niya na ito tinanggap dahil nalaman niya na mas matanda pa sa kanya ang aalagaan niya at kulang ang kanyang kaalaman sa pagiging nurse. Hanggang sa may kaibigan ang kanyang ina na naghahanap din na gustong pumasok ng trabaho pero bilang isang Yaya kaya sa dalawang pagpipilian niya na trabaho ay pinili niya ang magiging taga-bantay. Ngunit nagulat si Lingling pagkarating sa bahay kung saan siya magtatrabaho na kung sino ang magiging amo niya. Magawa niya pa kayang tumakas gayong may kasalan siya rito? Ano kaya ang magiging kapalaran niya sa dalawang makulit na anak ng kanyang bilyonaryong amo? Paano kung may kahilingan ang mga anak ng bilyonaryo kay Lingling, kaya niya bang panindigan kung unti-unti ay napapamahal na ito sa kanya?

Hindi inaasahan ni Marilyn na makikilala niya sa probinsya ng San Lorenzo ang pitong magkakapatid na Monroe na silang magpapabago sa takbo ng kanyang buhay, puso, at isipan.

Victoire, a charming French maid, is discovered by Nick in the glittering aristocratic world. Their mystery experiences light an illegal energy that challenges social limits. Yet, when their adoration is uncovered, outrage takes steps to obliterate them. Will they fight for their forbidden love or give in to the pressure of society? As murmurs reverberation through the corridors of high society, a stunning disclosure shakes their reality. Their love's fate is precariously in the balance as betrayal lurks in the shadows. In a test of skill and endurance, Scratch and Victoire should choose — will they penance everything for an opportunity at genuine joy? The response lies in a solitary, heart-halting second, where predetermination pauses its breathing.

I become paralyzed after trying to save my wife. Seven years later, she holds a knife to our young son's neck and forces me to donate my kidney to her male best friend. She says I'm worthless now that I'm already paralyzed—what does it matter whether or not I have my kidneys? What she doesn't know is that I already lost a kidney many years ago when trying to save her. Now, she's taking away the only one I have left!

You lie just to get him. You lie just to be with him. You plan just to be his wife. You wait until he loves you but what if destiny turns down an in the end karma strikes back on you. What would a wife's do?

Nalaman ni Tessa na nagloloko sa kaniya Ang boyfriend niyang si Mark kaya naman humila siya ng lalaki na nasa tabi niya lang at hinalikan ito upang ipakita Kay Mark na hindi siya naapektuhan... ngunit Ang hindi niya alam ay ang nahalikan niyang lalaki ay Ang lalaking pinakasusuklaman niya

Lina Watson works hard to support herself and pay for her college degree in Literature. When she thinks her life is finally getting back on track, she discovers that her boyfriend, Noah Perry, is just playing her. Resentful, Lina decides to use a mysterious and unknown man to get revenge and gets mixed up with the biggest mafia gangster in New York, the Don of Cosa Nostra, Vincenzo Bonaccorso. "A kiss and nothing more?" Really? Or is this unusual request just the beginning of a beautiful love story?

Paghihiganti,iyan lamang ang gusto ni Liam para sa mga taong nagpahirap sa kaniyang mga magulang,hinintay niya ang ilang taon at nagplano upang makapaghiganti sa taong ito na matagal na niyang gustong patayin pero nuong nalaman niyang may anak pala ito ay nagbago ang isip at Plano niya,he blackmailed the man at kapalit ng pananahimik niya ay ay kailangang magpakasal sila ng anak nito,magbabago pa nga ba Ang isip niya kapag tuluyan na niyang nakita ang Babae na kaniyang pakakasalan o habang buhay na niya itong itatali sa kaniyang tabi?