Novel & Cerita Question Of The Day Funny

"Nope. Do you?" "Nah. Do you have any weird quirks? Like, my best friend says I always cross my legs when eating, but never when I’m drinking." His eyebrows rose. “Why are we having this interview session, giglio?" "We're playing twenty-one questions, Luca." I rolled my eyes. "You're weird." He just looked at me for a while. "Oh, I know. So, quirks?" -------------------------------------------------------------

“Your turn to ask a question.” He smirked, leaning back in his chair. “Alright. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done?” “Oh God,” Sophia groaned, covering her face with her hand. “This is going to be embarrassing.” “That’s the point,” Jenny said with a mischievous grin. Jacob raised an eyebrow at me. “Come on, brother. Spill it.” I shrugged. “I’ve lived a long time. Hard to pick just one thing.” “Oh, come on,” Sophia said, nudging me. “There has to be something.”

sge asked still acting surprise. “Retail store, do they sell dick there?” I asked her another question but this time around not waiting for her to respond. “No, no, scratch that… How long is the cock” her laugh after what I said only annoyed me. She could barely stand as she started laughing letting go of her bag. “What is so funny?” I asked raising my voice and she could tell that I was not joking around. “Do you think I am a fool? What do you take me for?” I slammed the cup against the table causing the water to spill over.

“You sure? They’re terrible.” “Worse than your attempts at washing dishes?” he teases. I gasp, mock offended. “That was one time. And you said you were gonna drop it.” “One very memorable time.” I smirk. “Ready?” He nods. “Okay. Why don't eggs tell each other secrets?” “Why?” “Because they might crack.” A short laugh escapes him. “That one’s bad.” “Wait, I’ve got more. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?”

“Thank you for staying with us, Kath.” The game continued and it was one of the weirdest set of questions and dares I've ever encountered in my life. They would ask questions like ' do you know who invented the chalk?' or ' I dare you to act like the most popular person ever existed in this whole wide world. Weird but atleast...we're happy..

I said coyly as well. "Wait, why is your mood seem so unhappy, did something happen for you to seem down and irritated?" He asks as if he doesn't know anything. "Uhuh! That's why, I ask you to come here to clarify some things!" I raised my eyebrows in response as he burst out laughing. Is there anything funny about what I said? "Well, anything for you sweet Lauren." He answered with a smile while sipping his coffee. "Then, what turns your sweet tamable friend into a freak god of the jungle!" I asked a straightforward question just for him to blow the hot coffee in my face!

The smile on the man's face had hardly disappeared all morning. Not long afterward, the group finally set off. Throughout the drive to the campsite, the atmosphere was filled with casual conversation and jokes. Chris deliberately cracked jokes several times to keep things from becoming too stiff inside the car, even though most of his jokes were admittedly terrible. “I have an important question.” Everyone immediately turned toward him, and Chris cleared his throat lightly. “If a fish swims north and then turns east, is it exercising or is it lost?” Silence followed, and several seconds passed without anyone answering Chris’s question.

"Trust me, once he starts sharing facts, he doesn't stop." "I can stop." "You won't." "I won't." The table erupted into another round of laughter. It felt... effortless. Like we'd all known each other for much longer than a single morning. I continued flipping pancakes while the conversation bounced from one random topic to another. Elliot kept asking Jamey ridiculous questions just to hear his answers, and somehow my little brother always had one. "What animal sleeps the longest?" "Koalas." "Most bones?" "The python has around eighteen hundred."

You can start there. I nod slowly. “Finally, someone who makes sense.” Me: I’ll try this. Thanks. I exit the forum, then immediately type: ‘Random fun questions to ask a friend about themselves.’ Enter. My screen floods with suggestions, lists of icebreakers, “cute couple” quizzes, whole threads about date ideas, random memes sprinkled in. I scroll. And scroll. And scroll. “Oh. That’s actually a good question. I’ll keep that.” Next scroll. “That’s funny… but if I ask it, will I sound weird?”

“First of all, who in the mother of monkey milk are Mary and Josh? I would like to know people first before I share my apples. I do not know if I can trust them because if I give them my apple without trusting them they can kill me with it. They can throw them at me. Apples can be dangerous you know.” “That is incorrect” Before he went on to another student, I asked him a question. “Sir now it is my chance to ask you a question. There are three women in an ice-cream shop. One is sucking, one is biting, and one is licking. Which one is married?” I smirked. And the boys snickered. “The one sucking.” the cute old hag answered. The guys sitting behind me snorted and began to laugh. “Why did you