Question Of The Day Funny Novels & Stories

"Is this what a date is because I want it everyday." "If you so desire my love we will do it everyday" I just laugh because I know for the Nth time he is just joking. I ask him various questions and he replied immediately. I even ask him invasive questions to make him uncomfortable but he just answered those questions in a stride. In the end I am the one who became flustered. For example I ask him. "Boxers or brief?" "None" "Nevermind!!" See? Who the fudge answers like that? I see Gideon in a different light now.

Noting the happy expression on their faces. "What are we celebrating?" I said, my eyebrows furrowed. Confusion was at its peak here people. Parker frowned at me and Jenny sighed. Cam gave me a 'seriously?' face. I shrugged at them. Lupin was faster, he held my arms and shook me, "your birthday! We are celebrating your birthday!" Ugh! I forgot he has a very loud voice.

I walked to the poster and read the bold typed words. “If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?” “Susan has four daughters, and each of her daughters had a brother. How many children does Susan have?” “How much dirt is in a hole that’s two feet by three feet?” “What goes up but never comes down?” “What is the end of everything?”

She grins, like she could see how bad I wanted someone to answer the questions running through my mind. And although there were many, Its wasn't hard to pick the most pressing one. "What's a mate?" (Hehehe, my fav question. Love yal. ADIOS.) (Another update, u know I missed yesterday's. Love yal. ADIOS.)

she nodded her head I asked "we dont get anything for free in this world at the sametime no one in this world gives us anything without asking but there is something which you get for free of cost though you never asks for it what is it" dhiren said "stupid question there is nothing like that in this world" I passed a death glare which made him shut liam said "making him scared doesn't mean you're right man dont ask lame questions which don't have answer" I replied "I didn't asked you both to answer or talk about my question matter is between me and this little girl let her reply or else ask her to leave"

"If you want to live, then answer me this one question." "If you had one day left to live, what would you do?" Lucas looked at Sean nonchalantly. Sean was taken aback. Cold sweat soaked his entire body. Never in a million years would he have expected Lucas to ask him such a question.

"Why are suddenly asking what's wrong with m- "I'm asking because there's something wrong. There's something definitely wrong! What is wrong with you? Why are you like this? Why are so...so...so relaxed?! You never bring stuff up, why?" He stared at me, seemingly partly amused. "What's funny now?" I asked, sitting up. "What exactly am I saying that's funny to you? I'm trying to have a grown up conversation here with you and you're laughing? Laughing for what exactly? You making me be like all the time is funny to you? You actually find this funny right now??"

The cashier is currently wrapping the purchases. "Well, this is what they call little happiness. Gosh! You, you're abnormal. Everyone our age is crazy about W*****d, but you? Jusko, where are your sweet bones, your thrilling flesh? Are you gone?" This is a sarcastic question to me. It's good to fight.

"If I had a favorite colour, that would be black and don't try to make a speculation or interrogate me a little father. Why is your favourite colour your favorite colour?" A killer way to enquire two questions in one. Score one for Mokunfayo Badmus.

"What? SPAGHETTI and faKE.... Spake!" " Darling.. I know my jokes are not funny but your answer is..... very corny..." Ycson replied. Sol glared at Ycson so we just laughed and waited for Ycson to say but I thought of the answer. I raised my hand and everyone looked at me. "I have an idea!" They waited for my answer and when I looked at Ycson, he seemed to think that my answer was wrong. His smile was still wide and he thought maybe I didn't know the answer.