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in the dumbest off-key voice while Mia filmed the whole thing on her phone for TikTok, both of them yelling over each other “hashtag twin mom survivor, hashtag besties save the day, hashtag pumpum power!” I was cracking up so hard my scar pulled but I couldn’t stop because they looked ridiculous, Mia pretending to rock the baby like a microphone and Zoe doing these stupid hip thrusts while singing louder, “pumpum bring life, yeah she do, she brought kids back from the dead yo!” Kacy just stood there shaking his head with this tired grin, arms crossed, muttering “you two are gonna get us kicked out” but he didn’t stop them, just watched me laugh like he’d been waiting days to hear it. I sat t

“It’s my favorite subject. I can tutor you if you want.” “You must love studying. I’m guessing you’re from 7-Mercury.” “I am. You?” “7-Uranus.” “How is it over there?” “Sucks. The only thing it’s good at is being the punchline of the cornball joke.” “What cornball joke?” “‘Where’s your class?’” Francine did a mock dialogue. “‘Ur-anus.’”

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Lucius blurted that made us all laugh. "Sure you would hide. In Super Mario, you do Daisy Hill in two minutes dead!" Silas blurted. All the boys burst into laughter. "Lucius Jones everyone!" Jasper said in between his laugh while pointing to Lucius. "Enough with the Super Mario, we have another one coming from...." Lucius interrupted. "Please, let it be my tweet. Please. Please. Please." Martha muttered continuously like she was saying a prayer. "@jennifermabel45yo." Lucius continued.

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he laughed loudly, watching everyone's expression. * #TBC

I'm guessing u didn't laugh tate_kvngh: I laughed, Eddie. Don't worry. You didn't really embarrass yourself that much. T'was a good one. tate_kvngh: I have one for you too, knock knock. EdwardBlack1794: that's more like it cupcake :D Who's there? tate_kvngh: Harmony EdwardBlack1794: harmony who? tate_kvngh: harmony knock knock jokes do you have? tate_kvngh: HAHAHAHAHAHA laugh with me or I'll hate you forever >_<

“Maybe I’ll just ask him.” “Nooooo…” But she’s already typing out a text, and when she clicks ‘send’ the reply comes in immediately. She reads it and erupts into laughter. “I asked him to tell me some of the censored words. He said, “hell no.” And he was quick with it!” Her loud laughter continues, and I can’t help but join in. “Oh my god.” She stills. “I think I peed a little.” That actually does it for me this time. I burst into laughter which only gets harder when I see how much Quincy’s trying not to laugh.

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?