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he said simply, his thumb brushing across my bottom lip before he kissed me again, lighter this time, almost teasing. We spent the next hour flipping through the endless chaos online, giggling at memes people had already made about Logan’s red face during his argument with Tessa, or the way Tessa stormed down the aisle in heels she could barely walk in. T*****r was merciless, I*******m flooded with edits, TikTok filled with people reenacting the argument for clout. And us? We laughed until my stomach hurt, until tears streaked down my face. “This one,” Liam said, shoving his phone toward me again. It was a meme comparing Logan to a “discount groom who couldn’t even make it through vows.”

(inserted laughing emojis) @yasminemonteverde: No longer sixteen but always young at heart (inserted blushing emojis) I just chuckled at that. @sassytamara: @celynvhidalgo, I don’t have one. I’m all alone here! (inserted kissing emojis) @celynvhidalgo: Hmmn, I don’t think so! Cute chuckling faces were the last things I replied to Celyn. @sassytamara: @waltermendoza, shut up!

“I have been so busy, I forgot what this felt like. Y’all wanna tell me how you’re doing?” None of them was focused on telling me how they were, at all. Sussypucker: You look like sin wrapped in leather. LatexPrince: If I die tonight, bury me with this stream. MatthewLutherQueen: Bounce that ass, Luna. Don’t be shy. ShadowDaddy: How much to see what’s under that harness, huh? C*mStrip: Dance, Queen. Got this lotion ready. CynthiaCorraine: You’re not real. You can’t be real. You’re a hallucination with a killer ass.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

I leaned up on my elbows and sat on the couch, looking at my friends. "Just posted on I*******m. #S'cute #BestFriendGoalsz #AdorablelikeKittenandPuppiesyaozie #SleepingGoals #TwoHormonalTeenagersFoundCuddlingInHeat #Goals2k20,” Rio muttered, typing furiously on his phone, and so did the others, speaking rubbish. My mind woke up a little. "What? Bitch in the heat?” I snickered, hiding my grin in the fist of my hand. “That sounds like a bad porn title.”

'Check dms in your fan account, miss popularity' I chuckled. I opened my messages with Hannah in my fan account and she sent me a ton of tweets. There was also a screen shot. My eyes widened. It was a screenshot of the viral hashtags at the moment. There were... #TheodoreBackOff #TheoShesOursNow #BrielleBackOff #BrielleIsOursNow I laughed hysterically at the tweets under the hashtags. Why are they so extra? It's so funny. I can't even. Lmao.

“not her stealing a whole ultrasound” By 9:27 someone has done a side-by-side of my original ultrasound (the one I leaked months ago in a moment of weakness) with Amara’s blurry, badly photoshopped version. By 9:41 the clown emojis arrive in waves. By 10:03 Amara’s post is gone. By 10:17 her entire account is deactivated. By noon #ClownBump is trending worldwide and Amara Quinn (real name Nora, real talent: theft) is the internet’s punching bag.

Do it. I really love to hear your thoughts so, please comment or Join my discord server at [ https://discord.gg/vEHpRaX ] Join the little Fan club. ******** Quote of The Day: "I'm not that horny all the time. It's just that you are always fucking sexy."

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.