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Left with nothing after her ex drains her savings, Gloria Williams is desperate... until Eleanor Montclair offers her a million dollars to marry her son, Gabriel, to help him secure his inheritance. The problem? Gabriel has no idea. But when a scandal forces them into a real marriage, Gloria is stuck with a cold, powerful husband who wants nothing to do with her. Gabriel hates her, sees her as a liar and gold digger, and the only way out is to prove she’s more than just part of his mother’s scheme… that she’s someone worthy of his love.

When billionaire heiress Charlotte Gray takes the reins of her father’s conglomerate, she’s determined to prove herself. But her life is turned upside down when she falls for her loyal chauffeur and bodyguard, Davids Smith. As they navigate their whirlwind romance, they must confront the dark secrets and lies threatening to destroy their love and the company. With rivals plotting against them, Charlotte and Smith must trust each other to overcome the danger and betrayal surrounding them. Will their love be strong enough to conquer all, or will the forces of greed and deceit tear them apart?”

For months Alex has watched Olivia as she calls out to every protective instinct he possesses. When Olivia's life hits rock bottom as a result of her mother's Alzheimer's, Alex sees his opportunity to insert himself into Olivia's life. Knowing how vulnerable she is, her acceptance of his proposal is inevitable; spend one year as his wife in return for paying off her debts and her mother's care fees. Unfortunately, the foundation of their marriage is based on a secret that Alex is determined to protect from both his family and Olivia; his BDSM lifestyle as a Dom. However, when Olivia uncovers Alex's secret, instead of the disgust Alex is anticipating, Olivia embraces his dominant side and slowly begins to explore her own sexuality. Unfortunately, their happiness is threatened by a plot between Alex's unstable ex-submissive and Liv's deadbeat alcoholic father who abandoned her and her mother when she was young. When they fail to extort Alex for money over his lifestyle, they turn to exposing Olivia and Alex's fake marriage to his mother. A final showdown between Olivia and Alex's ex-submissive finally exposes how Alex's mother was sent their pre-nuptial agreement and the key players in the plot are held accountable. Olivia also forces Alex to confront some home truths about his journey into the BDSM world. In the end, both Alex and Olivia find their happy ending by embracing both their love for each other and learning to love themselves.

Is it LOVE? Really? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two brothers separated by fate, and now fate brought them back together. What will happen to them? How do they unlock the questions behind their separation? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I looked at her amused. I got up from my seat and stood infront of her. Not too close, not yet. ''You imagine too much Ms. Vitale. I can assure you that I'm not plotting anything, although I did plan something different". I whispered the last part. ''W-what?'' She asked looking confused. Cute. ''I'm sorry for what happened that day. You are right, I shouldn't have kissed you without your consent.'' I said taking a step forward. ''You are sorry?'' She asked looking surprised. I chuckled. ''Yes'' I said taking another step. She leaned back slightly, it's almost unnoticeable, but didn't move from her place. Trying to look brave huh? ''T-Then why are you doing all this?'' She asked in low voice. I took one last step. We are finally too close. I can feel the heat radiating from her body. I started trailing my fingers from her arm to collarbone, she shuddered and goosebumps erupted on her skin. I leaned down, brushing her earlobe with my lips, making her breath uneven. ''Are you in a relationship Ms. Vitale?'' ''N-No'' Her words came out in a whisper. ''Good.''

I was getting a spa treatment at a beauty salon when Phoebe called. "I just saw Derrick buying jewelry for a woman at the mall." "Got it." "Aren't you going to catch him in the act?" "No need." I gave birth three months ago. After the spa, I needed to hit the gym, and by five, I had to pick up William. I had no time for this nonsense.

Luna Vercelli was born to a powerful mafia in California. She ached for freedom she could never have. Her desires were shattered when her father, Roberto Vercelli, Capo of the Castelvetrano, announced her marriage to the son and future Capo of the New York Genovese. The marriage was a symbol of peace between the two clans. To the mafia, women were only for giving pleasure to men and nothing else but Luna never thought of herself as just a woman. Tensions rise as the Russians find a weakness that could possibly bring down the Cosa Nostra. Luna soon realizes that being born in the mafia means being born to kill.

Following the gruesome murder of his parents by his ex, Robinson as since made himself stoic, shutting off everyone from his life, except for Mariam. After an unsuccessful search for funding for her orphanage, Madeline finds herself standing in the doorway of the man who almost hit her days back, about to begin work as a nanny. There is no denying that Robinson is an arrogant idiot — even Madeline who sees good in people thinks so. Yet, beneath that cloak of arrogance and nonchalance for others is a man still carrying pains from years back. After realising she has fallen for him,, Madeline will begin trying to bring Robinson back to his former self, while Robinson will try getting back into his shell. Will Madeline succeed? Or will Robinson remain his arrogant self?

What Icarus wants is what he gets. And he wanted Diantha. At lahat ay gagawin niya upang maangkin ang dalaga. He does not give a damn if she is his younger brother's girlfriend. Diantha was his the moment he laid his eyes on her. Diantha was made for him. She's his to claim.

Aria Walker, 25, walks into a society party expecting to face her cheating ex, Ethan Kane, with dignity. Instead, she’s humiliated, betrayed again, and overhears Ethan bragging she was only “practice.” Her heartbreak turns into fury... the kind that demands revenge. That’s when she meets Daniel Kane, Ethan’s father. Daniel is powerful, dangerously controlled, and twenty years older. He’s the kind of man whose presence changes the air, which equally deadly enemies. When he calls Aria “little one,” it’s a warning… and a temptation she doesn’t yet understand. Fuelled by rage, Aria makes the unthinkable decision: She will destroy Ethan by seducing his father. It's a reckless game and a poisonous idea. And the one forbidden sin Aria should never touch. But she can't resist him, and Daniel doesn’t push her away, instead he steps into the game willingly. What begins as spite becomes something darker filled with tests, spiralling obsession, stalking and mysterious messages and warnings following Aria everywhere, and secrets that could ruin them all. Each passing night blurs the line between revenge and desire and each moment with Aria feels like stepping deeper into a world she’s not prepared for. But when Aria finally discovers the locked room in Daniel's mansion, everything shatters. Daniel catches her in the act and refuses to let her go. Aria, torn between fear and longing, must decide: Was Daniel her salvation…or the final betrayal she will never recover from? Their relationship is a ticking time bomb waiting to explode.