Random Funny Things To Say

Clay Nikolaidis: I don't know why everyone's so worried about me. I'm happy being single. H-A-P-P-Y, Happy. I don't understand why my twin sister thought her getting married and having my niece and nephew meant I felt left behind. Least of all, to the point that she decided I needed a dog… It’s a joke. She gave me a corgi and said he’s my new wingman. of a wingman, I've been striking out, and worse, just got evicted from my apartment. Now I'm staying at my cousin's place till I find a new one. This dog owes me. Xenia Rosario: I've loved everything about living in the Big Apple. Everything but my apartment seems to be big here. Shoebox apartment aside, I just became the owner of Tinkerbell, a therapy training dropout. Trust me when I say her name is meant to be ironic. She's bigger than me. This is probably how I got dragged through the park, and if I ever find the owner of that tiny dog who scared Tink, I'm giving them a piece of my mind. This is a standalone story but is the fifth book in the Ravenwood series. Book 1 - The Princess of Ravenwood Book 2 - Chasing Kitsune Book 3 - Expect The Unexpected Book 4 - Out Of My League Book 5 - Man's Best Wingman

They say love is unpredictable—an unstoppable force that no one truly escapes. Some run toward it. Others run from it. Ted Allen belongs to the latter. A mafia heir like his father, Ted feared love more than bullets. It was messy. Dangerous. Uncontrollable. Just like everything he’s sworn to keep out of his life. But fate has other plans. When his kidnapped niece—his tiny mirror image—escapes her captors, she’s found by two strangers with pasts cloaked in secrets. One of them, Cookie Carlisle, a spirited runaway hiding in Italy from her twisted father, helps the child find her way home. That single act of kindness sets off a chain reaction neither of them could foresee. Because Cookie is about to find herself dragged into a war she knows nothing about… and Ted is about to meet the one woman who shatters every rule he’s built his empire on. She’s wild. Fearless. Addictive. And she’s not stopping until he’s hers. --- “I really doubt you’ll last long here,” River said. “Trust me. I won’t die yet.” Not until the big bad wolf with my name on his soul gets what’s coming to him. He hasn’t seen the last of me.

Sarah Watsons had to struggle to win the favor of her childhood friend who has now become her husband. Even though they have lived together, whatever power Richie Dalton loves only one person, Alex Tanner. Annoying man who lives with them. Can Sarah get through all this? or give up on fate that Rich

Claire Leerstrom, a daughter of a powerful and wealthy duke. The youngest sibling and the only daughter of the Leerstrom family. As being the youngest child and only daughter, Claire is a bit spoiled, no. She really is a spoiled brat. A brat what she wants, she will get. Claire fell in love with the first prince and a lady who is blinded by love she do everything in order for her beloved to be crowned as king. Little she didn’t know that the first prince was only using her in order to succeed the throne. After sitting on the throne, the first prince she loved so dearly found another woman. The first prince reasons out her personality and how her brother was labeled as traitors. He two brothers died as traitors without knowing if they really are. Their social status was slowly going down because of what his two brothers accused of. Her parents dying one after another because of sickness they got for so much pressure and stressful events happening on their family after they loss two of their sons. Her twin brother was imprisoned for some reason and was publicly executed. At that time Claire was divorce by the first prince and thrown her out of the palace. Claire being left out alone and individually sucking up what happening on her family and herself crumbled down. Then decided to end her life once and for all. However, what happened next was unexpected. She saw again the faces she thought she would never see again. The faces who brought her to this world. The faces of her parents and brothers. Is that a dream? Or she was given a second chance to live all over again and change her fate. What will happened to her now?

Mula sa mayamang angkan si Gladyz siya na ang namamahala sa mga kompanyang naitatag ng kanyang ama. Nag-iisang anak at nakukuha nyang lahat ng gusto sa isang senyas lang ng kanyang daliri. Pero hindi lahat ng pagkakataon ay umaayon sa kanya lalong-lalo na pagdating sa pag-ibig. Minsan na siyang nasaktan sa una nyang relasyon minahal nya ng husto si Jake pero nagawa siya nitong lokohin at ipagpalit sa ibang babae. Hindi nya alam kung paano magtiwala ulit sa isang lalake dahil tingin nya lahat ng lalake ay manloloko. Ayaw na nyang sumugal at magtiwalang muli sa mga lalake dahil sa sakit na kanyang naranasan. Pero nagbago ang lahat ng makilala nya si Adrian isang simpleng tao, gwapo, magino pero medyo bastos..Nagtatrabaho ito sa kanya bilang isang assistant.

วิญญาณต้องสาป นำพาหญิงสาวผู้หนึ่งกลับไปยังห้วงเวลาที่พวกเขาเคยอยู่ หวังว่านางจะช่วยถอนคำสาปร้ายนี้ เพื่อที่จะได้หลุดพ้นจากการจองจำนับพันปี และเขาที่เฝ้ารอนางมาตลอดพันปี พันปีที่เฝ้ารอได้พบเธออีกครั้ง กี่หมื่นวันที่ถูกจองจำวิญญาณเอาไว้ เขานั่นเฝ้ารอเพียงแค่เธอ

Sonya is not your typical woman. Hindi siya nagsususuot ng mga damit na sexy, hindi rin siya nag-aayos ng sarili. Manang at Baduy kung tawagin. Madalas din siyang hindi natatanggap sa mga ina-applyan na trabaho dahil sa itsura at pananamit niya kaya naman laking tuwa niya ng may isang tumanggap sa kanya. Ang akala ni Sonya ay magiging normal na ang pag-ikot ng kanyang mundo. But despite of being Manang and Baduy, her boss began to show actions that he's beginning to likes.

"เมื่อกฎแห่งกรรมถูกทำลาย ความตายจึงไม่ใช่จุดสิ้นสุด... แต่เป็นคุกขังชั่วนิรันดร์" ในยุคสมัยที่ ‘มหาโพธิ์ทอง’ ยังคงแผ่กิ่งก้านสีทองปกคลุมไปทั่วทั้งไตรภูมิ ทุกสรรพชีวิตดำรงอยู่ภายใต้แสงแห่งบุญบารมีอันศักดิ์สิทธิ์ แต่เมื่อ ‘มหาธรรมจักร’ กฎเกณฑ์ที่ค้ำจุนโลกถูกทุบทำลายจนแตกเป็นเสี่ยงๆ ความวิปริตจึงบังเกิดเหนือแผ่นดินสยาม เหล่ากึ่งเทพหน่อเนื้อพุทธางกูรต่างแย่งชิงเศษเสี้ยวของมหาธรรมจักรจนบ้าคลั่ง สงครามทำลายร้างเปลี่ยนอารยธรรมที่รุ่งเรืองให้กลายเป็นนรกบนดิน คนตายไม่ไปผุดไปเกิด แต่กลับลุกขึ้นมาเดินดินในร่างเน่าเปื่อย แสงทองที่เคยให้ชีวิตกลับกลายเป็นกรงขังที่สาปแช่งวิญญาณ ท่ามกลางกลีบดอกไม้ทองคำที่เหี่ยวเฉา ‘สิงขร’ อดีตนักรบผู้ถูกตราหน้าว่าเป็น ‘ผู้ไร้บุญ’ ได้ตื่นขึ้นจากความตายตามเสียงเพรียกของพฤกษา เขาต้องออกเดินทางผ่านแคว้นโบราณที่เต็มไปด้วยอสุรกายและอาคมคุณไสย เพื่อรวบรวมเศษขุมพลังจากเหล่าเจ้าเมืองที่คลุ้มคลั่ง ทางเลือกของเขามีเพียงสอง... หนึ่งคือสยบยอมต่อโชคชะตาที่เน่าเฟะ หรือสอง คือการก้าวขึ้นเป็น ‘ธรรมราชา’ คนใหม่ ผู้กำหนดกฎเกณฑ์แห่งโลกขึ้นมาด้วยคมดาบและรอยสักยันต์อาคม!

Kylie Leowfin is a beautiful, intelligent, and special model from Europe. She is living a happy life until she returns to the Philippines for the wedding of her cousin. During her stay there, she meets Thurstin Piers, a guy she does not want to see again. She dislikes Thurstin\'s that so much. However, fate and chance conspired together. Their paths cross again, and Thurstin and Kelly are stuck in the same place. After a while, Kylie realized that Thurstin\'s had a kind heart. But the pressure Kylie feels from the two of them being stuck in the same place that might make Kylie develop feelings for him. By keeping her distance and distracting herself, Kylie tried not to be disturbed by him. Do they have any chance of falling in love with each other? Read on to find out.

ไม่เอาบทบาทนักบุญหญิง = ได้เป็นนักบุญหญิง นี่คือบทบาทที่มีดีแค่หน้าตา แต่สติปัญญาติดลบ..สรุปก็คือนอกจากจะหน้าตาดี ก็ไม่มีอะไรดีอีกเลย