I Can See Everyone's Real Bank Balance
Since childhood, I've been able to see the exact amount of money in someone's bank account floating above their head.
At the orphanage, I use this gift to pick adoptive parents who look shabby but actually have a billion dollars sitting in the bank.
Unfortunately, I only get to enjoy the good life for a short time before the family's real daughter is brought home. She's furious that I've taken her place and makes it her mission to make my life miserable.
In order to stay in school, I swallow every insult and endure her bullying.
After finally graduating, I'm ready to walk away from this family forever.
But the real daughter stops me. She's fuming as she says, "I thought my online boyfriend was a rich guy with a Ferrari, but it turns out he's just a broke loser who rides a rental bike.
"If he latches onto me, it'll be a stain on my reputation for life. You go meet him for me. Tell him you're the one he's been dating online."
I look in the direction she's pointing and see the man she's talking about.
A broke nobody?
But the bank balance hovering over his head has ten digits!
I swallow hard, my heart racing as I grab the real daughter's arm in excitement.
"Quick, tell me everything about your online relationship. I'll go meet him right now!"