Redhead Funny Novels & Stories

A rogue specifically? "We don't play with someone who likes wearing black." Ashleigh said. I shouldn't be laughing at it but somehow I did because of the reaction of these guys. They looked pissed. I don't know where they came from however I am certain that these guys were just weak though I know they will not bring any good. My mind returns to reality when the guy with red hair chuckled. I really don't like the look on this one's face, scumbag. I am already getting irritated by them.

I asked. She looked at me for a moment and narrowed her eyes. Then she looked upward for a second and chuckled. "Yeah, I guess it did. Look, Greg, you seem like a nice guy. I was worried you might be one of those privileged jerks who would think I was just coming over here to have sex with you. I get hit on a lot. I think it's the red hair. Guys look at me and think, 'Oh, horny redhead. Got to get me some of that.'" She shook her head a little angrily.

But the redhead flew over their head without even looking back. “Man, that guy looks like Silver Surfer from Fantastic Four,” one of the two people snapped by the redhead said. “Again with the nonsense you know. The race to Jai, hello?” the blonde beside him asked. Jai flinched, “Right! Sorry, Darrion. So why do you think they poured water on us?” “I doubt they would want to refresh us or give us a drink,” Darrion shrugged.

I don't remember his name. The twins abruptly drew the blonde guy away and began whispering to each other. They appeared to be close, so why did they give us that look earlier? "Argh, I think I'll go insane with these people here," Red said, pulling his hair and biting his lower lip in frustration. "Hey Red, we can do this," I encouraged my best friend. If he knows the truth, then he might really get crazy. After a few moments, those three returned with fake laughter on their faces.

Selena’s defensiveness had revealed more than she realized, and while I didn’t have solid proof yet, I wasn’t letting this go. Just one more thing… “I see,” I continued, playing the submissive role to the best of my ability – and steering away from lying again. I then grinned and looked up at her, gesturing to myself. “Must be the red fur, am I right?” She cocked her head to the side, not understanding the joke. So now I awkwardly had to explain it to her. “Because redheads can’t seem to keep their tempers in check? And, well, my wolf is mostly red…” I trailed off, hoping to sell the terrible joke.

“I hoped the baby has red hair.” Janeen bursts into laughter too, throwing her head back with it. “Seriously?” she asks, looking at me again. “And that made you cry?” I shrug and nod as Janeen crosses the room to me, wrapping her arms around my shoulders and giving me a big hug. “Good,” she says, kissing the side of my head. “And for what it’s worth, I hope so too. We need more redheaded psychopaths in this family.” “Just because they’re redheaded doesn’t mean they’re going to be a psycho,” I mutter, leaning against my sister.

"What's that legend about red heads? Her eyes widened, a spark of surprise and perhaps a hint of annoyance flashing in their green depths. Taking a steadying breath, she paused, considering her response. "The legend, a myth really, speaks of redheads possessing fiery tempers and passionate souls. We're supposed to be impulsive, creative, and a little wild." A soft smile played on her lips as she added, "Some even say we're magical." She pauses again and the anger is back. "Were you even listening to me! I asked you a question you can't answer with a question!"

Feeding him with a long handled spoon. As we stand to leave, I glance toward a nearby table and start laughing. “Is that supposed to be us?” I ask. Zade looks over. A red haired woman. A man with dark hair. Sitting where we were supposed to be seated. He chuckles. “I don’t know. That’s weird, though, right?” “Yeah,” I say. “What a coincidence. But I’m not the only redhead in the world.” We laugh and head toward valet.

It's really hard to understand men sometimes, especially when they talk. Red scratched his head, and I snorted. "All right, don't answer. You don't shoot kids and nerds." I promised mockingly, and Theo turned around while laughing. Red was embarrassed. "You're getting infected with Theo by being crazy," said Red. Notice the blush on his face—is that what doesn't kill a kid and a nerd? Who are they talking about? As far as I can see, Red has no intention of saying anything. "You three," I said, shaking my head."You have many secrets."

He was trying to be funny, but none of them looked amused. “I don’t know,” the redhead said. “Did they have it wrong about the big bad wolf?” “No,” he said quickly. “No, that they got right. Unfortunately. That’s why we’re here, isn’t it.” “And are you a big bad wolf?” A blonde asked from over the brunette’s shoulder. She had one eyebrow arched seductively.