How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“Sorry, kids, a sabretooth got your Dad and they’re going to repossess our cave. Unfortunately, I’m just a woman, so we’re screwed. Let’s all lie down and wait for the sweet relief of death.”
Sometimes I wonder if that kind of woman is being slowly phased out. The female ideal seems to be entirely different now. Every time they form a girl group, they have the cute one, the sexy one, the sporty one, the one who can actually sing, the one with tattoos, the one who’s shagging the manager... they never have the one you can rely on. The one who’ll drag you to safety. The one who’ll work her fingers to the bone to feed you while you’re in a coma. I don’t suppose she’d sell many downloads, up on s