Relationship Funny Boyfriend Memes Novels & Stories

“God, tell me why I’m crazy over you?” “Because I’m a super cool girlfriend?” “No. You’re an annoyingly fickle girlfriend!” “And what are you?” “I’m the most passionate, hot, captivating, and handsome boyfriend.” “Oh. My. God! You’re full of hot air, Phoenix! I can’t believe you’re actually my boyfriend!” I tell him in an exaggerated way. He laughs at me instead. “Tell me what do you like about me, princess?”

“What are we really? We’ve confessed our feelings, even kissed, but I don’t know what we are, are we friends? Buddies? Just friends with benefits?” “What the fuck? Friends with benefits? Love, don’t go there, please, we’ve only kissed, we haven’t even gone to the next level yet-” He covered my mouth, only lewd thoughts coming out of this guy’s mouth, he quickly removed his hand, and I pulled him closer, our bodies touching. “I’m your boyfriend from now on, but if that’s too cheesy, let’s just get married.” he said with a wink, so I punched him, he’s crazy. “Ouch, love! Love hurts, huh?!”

The two laughed together, they remembered when they were dating and it brought them back to the good times they should have forgotten. But in fact they both still keep those moments and probably have no intention of erasing them. "Who's your boyfriend now? He's a lucky guy to have a pretty and cheerful girlfriend like noodles." Getting that compliment made Michelle smile, she didn't think Ben was one of the lucky guys at all. In fact, Michelle feels lucky to have an understanding boyfriend who never wants to get into trouble with her "He is Ben, my brother's best friend and our relationship has been going on for 6 years and..."

BMOM ➭ 023 ꕤ ꕤ ꕤ ARYM ZCHRYNNE “MaiMai” – Because of Lovebel’s nonstop chatter, I forgot to message my boyfriend—who also happens to be my ex-husband. “Wow, Boy Saliva sent so many messages. Tsk. Doesn’t this guy have anything better to do?” I asked myself. “Hon, call me when you’re not busy. I love you.” His message made me smile. We’re like teenagers who just started dating.

she smirked Oh god! “I saw what you did there” I laughed, disputing only made it worse. “I'm good, aren't I?” She winked. “Well, you'd have to unhook yourself first, you smiled so bright, the moon mistook you for the sun” I said. “What? No!” She laughed. “I was just happy to see him. It's been eight years, bruh. But, he's just a friend.” “Okay” “I have a boyfriend, remember?”

I chuckled. "Nothing like that. We do speak on the phone. I miss her though. When you 're visiting her I'll go with you. Oh, and how is my boyfriend?" I asked playfully. Rohit was not my boyfriend in any sense. We just played with words as he was a guy and my friend. So the joke stuck with us ever since.

I_love_my_mommy OH MY GOD, WHAT? WAIT...MIA, YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! CRAP, HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS? WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY? Cereal_killer IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU, YA KNOW Yes_you_suck ... I_love_my_mommy ... Noah's_wifey ... I_pooped ... Cereal_killer OH, COME ON! FACE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM! Yes_you_suck

boyfriend 💖 2:18PM wasn’t planning on it Addison 2:18PM i’m 21 boyfriend 💖 2:18PM thank you for sharing Addison 2:19PM i don’t remember you being this sassy when we were together on Saturday boyfriend 💖 2:20PM really? maybe that’s because you were too in love with me to notice Addison 2:20PM No i wasn’t boyfriend 💖 2:21PM i mean, you were in love enough to make out with me and let me grab your butt

But their relationship was light and easy, they would just laugh about it. Max would send her private messages too, "If he starts sending you dick picks you should dump him H." He would comment on their joint ice cream eating post, "Disgustingly sweet ... I don't like you with a boyfriend... no offense, Lee." And Lee would reply, "None taken bro." Because he knew it would piss Max even more.

Hayden pouted his lips in anger, and his eyes lit up when he thought of something to anger Zenos. Two days ago, Hayden had secretly searched through a blog that only posts content related to boy-and-boy relationships, and he had come across a post. 'Is your boyfriend annoyed with you, and you want to please him? Do you want to annoy your boyfriend? Do you want to fire up your dying relationship? Just a name, and you've got your boyfriend in the palm.' And yes, Hayden had read through that post in disbelief. He had wondered how a name could change things until he saw so many weird reviews.