Relationship Funny Boyfriend Memes Novels & Stories

You: Get ur ass here, before I change my plans on going to the movies with u☺️ Adrien: Shit, I knew u got mad at me. You: And how did u know that?☺️ Adrien: You called me by my last name, and that emoji, it's basically saying if I make a wrong move u will kill me. You: Smart boy, see u later ~~~~~~~~ I was currently talking to Mel and her new boyfriend Jaden. Who knew that Mel will get a boyfriend. Mostly, a boy that has enough patience to deal with her that is. Well, other than myself of course.

“Oh, I’m Narat’s boyfriend.” HUH!!!!??

I did what any normal, sleep-deprived teenager would do. I pulled out my phone and started recording. “Jason Cole?” I said, smirking at the camera. “Yeah, sure. He’s basically my boyfriend. He steals my pens, cheats off my history homework, and drives me insane. Honestly, the full boyfriend experience.” I snorted at my own sarcasm, tossed my pen dramatically over my shoulder, and hit post. Only my close friends were supposed to see it. A harmless inside joke. A tiny vent into the void.

She held up her drawing, a colorful sketch of four figures holding hands under a bright sun. “Look, Mommy! I made this for you!” she said, her voice bubbling with pride. “That’s me, you, Grandpa Emerson, and Mr. Hayes—your boyfriend!” I laughed, a giddy, heartfelt sound, my cheeks flushing at the word. Boyfriend. It felt delicious, like a secret I wanted to savor. Shawn, with his goofy grin and unwavering heart, was mine, and the thought made my soul sing. “Boyfriend, huh?” I said, teasing, ruffling her curls. “You’re pretty smart, aren’t you?”

I quietly stepped out of the room and overheard him talking on the phone in the living room. "Jonah, do me a favor—pretend to be Gina's boyfriend for a while." "What you're doing is crazy! She's going to find out the truth sooner or later." "Don't worry, dude. She's easy to win over. Besides, she loves me so much—there's no way she'd really leave me. But we've been together for two years, and honestly, I'm bored with her. So I plan to enjoy my freedom while she's lost her memory."

A friend of mine sent me an Instagram video. I clicked on it and watched as a couple playfully doted on each other. The guy fed the girl a strawberry with his mouth, then embraced her lovingly. I was about to exit the video out of boredom when the guy turned his head, and I froze. He looked just like my boyfriend, Julian Lawrence. Julian had been dabbling in social media ever since he graduated, though he was far from famous. His content mostly consisted of selfies, and I'd never seen him post any videos.

"He's my friend. Have you been with him this whole month?" I nodded, forcing myself to recount everything that had happened. Of course, I left out what happened last night. As I finished, fury flared on his face. "Zachary! That bastard! We posted so many photos together on Instagram, showing off our relationship. He must have secretly saved them, photoshopped the pictures to replace himself in my place. The moment he knew you lost your memory, he used those photos to manipulate you. He's probably had his eye on you for ages!"

I said "Yes!! We should go out for a coffee!!" She said and then she turned to Amelio awkwardly "Oh.. Emily this is Amelio my boyfriend and Amelio this is Emily my highschool friend" I hate the word boyfriend "Aww you both are so cute!" She squealed and no girl.. we both aren't cute "Thanks" "I'll call you okay? I have to go" She said as her phone rang. I nodded and waved at her "Highschool friend?"

"Have you seen a worker who gave away more than eight million dollars?" "Please give me a dozen boyfriends like him." At the same time, "Tail's Boyfriend" commented affectionately: "Tail, would you like to be my girlfriend?"

“ Sorry if I disappointed you. I’m not trying to be tough. I honestly don’t want you worrying about me” “ Bay, what kind of a friend would I be if I don’t worry about you?” I closed my eyes, leaning in comfortably in his arms. “ we are friends now, huh?” he smirked. “ that I have a boyfriend now doesn’t mean we can’t be friends” I answered. He pulled away to look into my eyes “ I don’t wanna be friends with you, Hailey. Friends don’t fuck, or do they?... And… I enjoy fucking you”