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My best friend liked it instantly. [Congrats, Director Thornton. Welcome to freedom!] I was promoted to the position of finance director in my company. I bought my own home, and I had a cat. After everything I had been through, I finally understood that loving myself was where lifelong romance would truly begin.

"How dare you try to look like me! It's time I take that face back, don't you think?" I heard a sickening crack as my nose broke, the pain making my head spin. Their laughter echoed in my ears. "Of course it's fake! No real nose would break that easily. Hilarious!" "And she even copied Darcy's hairstyle! Cut it off!" "Right! She even tried to wear a white dress like Darcy. Let's take that off her!" I tried to fight back, but the three of them overwhelmed me, punching and kicking until I was dizzy and couldn't do anything.

In this case, he could only hold himself back and give her time to accept him slowly. They laid down on the bed, and he asked, "Do you girls like to read domineering CEO related novels?" "They're alright. I prefer reading ancient romance novels," Wrenna said. "Some of those domineering CEO romance novel titles are related to spoiling the girl, but in fact, they turn out to be heart-tormenting. I don't like to read those types of stories." Charles thought to himself, "Ancient romance novels? What the hell is that?"

He asks as he tries to calm his laughter. "Yeah. You've told me how much you want to fuck me." He just laughs, while I feel miserable. "Maybe you're right, I can be very polite and quiet, but when I like something I usually act crazy." “I don't want to know what you like, I prefer the polite and quiet Snowman to him.” He just licks his lips and smiles. “You know, I don't usually notice girls like you, idiots and slow. "It's what I hate most in a woman, that they are stupid."

We’ve all read them right? Those sappy romance novels, the ones where some handsome stranger rescues the damsel in distress. He’s wealthy like no other and adores the ground she walks on. There’s some life altering event, a struggle of some kind but it gets resolved and they live happily ever after.

She then opened her online novel app and checked the notification for the latest episode update of the ongoing novel she was following. Suddenly, Emily burst into laughter as she began to read the romantic comedy novel. Line by line, paragraph by paragraph, her beautiful eyes followed along. Reading romantic comedy novels was always a mood booster for Emily. Besides enjoying the fantasy, Emily also gleaned moral lessons from them. For her, reading was not just about entertainment but also about capturing the positive side, which was the main goal of every writer.

“So I’m like your property?” “What? No, bunny. Not in that sense.” I said with a small laugh, enjoying the look of the small pout on her lips right now. “Let me explain it to you some more.” I continued, proceeding to break it to her once again. “I thought these kinds of things would be in the cheesy books you read.” I said once I was done and the gasp Sofia was so dramatic, I knew without question that she unconsciously picked it from Kayla. “The books aren’t cheesy! Why would you say that? They’re romance. Raw, undiluted romance!” She argued, eyes narrowed at me. She probably thought she looked scary right now, but she looked hella cute, which made me bark out a laugh.

Thank you all for reading my book. This is my second book on good novel and I hope you all enjoy it. 'Quagmire' is a romance novel which possesses a lot of twists, turns, complications but still enough romance to keep it interesting and thrilling. The book is an entire work of fiction and is not intended to make mockery or downgrade any kind of individual.

"Don't look so shocked, I study communication anyway." "Alright, I'm intrigued. What kind of books?" "College romance, mostly. A little whimsical. My brother says I'm quite a hopeless romantic and annoying." "Your brother sounds like he knows you well." "Unfortunately." "What's it about? The one you're working on now."

“So delicious… This has to be the best food I’ve ever eaten at one of these rich people's restaurants. They know how to season well, which is shocking because all the other restaurants you’ve taken me to claim their chefs are great, but the food tastes so bland it could make your stomach go to war.” Anthony burst out laughing. I smiled at the fact that I had made him laugh, even if it was not the first time I had made him laugh. It just made me feel pride dwell in me. Something about making him laugh excited me and I didn’t care if I was acting all love-eyed, but that was just me. I loved that he could understand my joke well, even though sometimes I wasn’t making a joke. Like now.