DIRTY DADDIES
Roommate A may access Roommate B's body at his discretion, without prior notification or explicit verbal consent at the time of access, as consent is given in perpetuity upon signing of this agreement.
Clause 8: In exchange for compliance with Clause 7, Roommate A will assume full responsibility for Roommate B's portion of rent ($1,850/month) for the duration of this agreement.
Clause 9: Either party may terminate this agreement with 48 hours written notice.
Clause 10: Roommate B confirms she is of legal age, sound mind, and entering this agreement freely and without coercion.
Signature: Tammie MorenoDate: 3/15
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I stare at the contract on my nightstand, the ink of my signature still fre